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curtainless windows = all fleshing is out.

LOLOL.

We must fear the wrath of Surfer-X tomorrow.

The kids are in bed........
Never mind the fact that I drag myself out of bed in a stupor looking as if I was up half the night drinking. I'm sure if I tell the teacher I was on the computer talking about housing she'd believe me. Right?

"all fleshing is out"

Maybe that's what happened to all Jack's sheets...they need washing.

"do they have those in Dennys?"

They're a new addition to the Grand Slam Special.

I should stop...I really should.

We must fear the wrath of Surfer-X tomorrow.

Either that or he'll want more ideas.

They’re a new addition to the Grand Slam Special.

Ok, now I've got tears running down my face. My husband isn't going to believe this is about housing anymore.

"Exemplary restraint."

Restraint can be fun.

Oops. Maybe you spoke too soon.

Jack definitely spoke too soon.

I'm glad I showed up tonight. :)

"BAD people"

I resent this label.

I wonder if the new Denny's special with the lap dancers will be called a "home run?"

We're the patrick.net after hours show.

"Bad people"

Tonight, I think we resemble these people.

exhibited by two of our blog “members”

Huh. Huh-huh. He said "member."

I resent that label too.

"I’m sure if I tell the teacher I was on the computer talking about housing she’d believe me. Right?"
Hmmm...where do you go to talk about housing around here?

"They’re a new addition to the Grand Slam Special."

With a lap dance + inflation:
"One-ninety-nine are you out-of-your-mind?" becomes "$25.99 are you out of your mind?"
(well, okay, maybe $35.99...it's been a while...now that's core inflation.)

BTW, at what point does "core inflation" become "hard core inflation"?

Okay, I think I'm done...kind of shot my @#%^

Two blog members??

Let's see Jack, Jamie and er, uh who was that other person???

SJ Jim

You mean you shot your wad right?

"complete with Farrah Fawcett hair

You have no idea how close to reality you just came…… "

I knew I missed an important comment back there somewhere. Ahem. This requires further explanation, SQT, methinks.

And anybody with Farrah Fawcett hair (that admits it!) is just LEWD

My hair is lewd?

I knew I missed an important comment back there somewhere. Ahem. This requires further explanation, SQT, methinks.

Let's just say the hair has been the subject of comparisons....

"at what point does “core inflation” become “hard core inflation”?"

Ooh, now there's a thread topic if I've ever seen one. Where's Herr Randy when we need him?

yes, WAD is the wad that escaped me.

"Let’s just say the hair has been the subject of comparisons…."

I thought you meant the part about a the action adventure detective jogging gratuitously across the beach.

"Where’s Herr Randy when we need him?"

I'm sure he could come up with a completely straight-faced and intelligent answer.

"lewd" can never be uttered without "and lascivious" following.

I thought you meant the part about a the action adventure detective jogging gratuitously across the beach.

Well, not for awhile anyway.

"yes, WAD is the wad that escaped me."

Please be careful about your wads escaping you. There are people trying to read their computer screens around here.

And it's a health issue too.

Farrah hair is well, you know, only good for one thing… (Im kidding!)

Keeping my head warm?

The wads, I meant.

Avoiding sunburn? Oh, that's two things.

jeese, Im not saying anything to that SQT

What'd I say??

Damn jamie you're too much...you'd think I'd be a little more careful around here...given the recent...turn of events.

"is that hair gel?"

“is that hair gel?”

LOL, best movie ever.

“is that hair gel?”

Or are you just happy to see me?

(I know it's a "Something about Mary" reference, but I couldn't think of a line from the movie)

"Farrah hair is well, you know, only good for one thing…"

Making little nests for the birds you nurse back to health?

Making little nests for the birds you nurse back to health?

Hey now, you're going to make me reconsider my chosen style.

"why yes!"

Awwwwwww.

"Hey now, you’re going to make me reconsider my chosen style."

We're just jealous that we can't acheive the look ourselves. I've tried.

No, I was just looking for a safe answer SQT. Dont worry, your hair is lewd enough to keep just the way it is!

There are reasons this hair has made a comeback.