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WASHINGTON—A team of leading archaeologists announced Monday they had uncovered the remains of an ancient job-creating race that, at the peak of its civilization, may have provided occupations for hundreds of thousands of humans in the American Northeast and Midwest.
Sounds like it just might have been crazy enough to work.
"Legend has it that they never died out, but rather entered a state of deep slumber from which they will one day awaken, bringing increased employment with them."
Those stupid people ! Why didn't they use GUBMINTs EXPERTISE creating jobs ?
WASHINGTON—A team of leading archaeologists announced Monday they had uncovered the remains of an ancient job-creating race that, at the peak of its civilization, may have provided occupations for hundreds of thousands of humans in the American Northeast and Midwest.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/remains-of-ancient-race-of-job-creators-found-in-r,26490/