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10141   Patrick   2025 Mar 5, 5:53pm  

Is it a crime to lie to a police officer?

My brother-in-law was a police officer and told me they lie to suspect all the time. It's standard operating procedure. "Drop the gun, we won't prosecute you!" Lol.
10142   Ceffer   2025 Mar 5, 6:14pm  

Patrick says


Is it a crime to lie to a police officer?

It's a one way crime, which is why you never say shit about shit to them and the primary rule is never let them in your house and say nothing aside from identifying yourself. Name, rank and serial number then STFU. Whatever ingratiating interrogation shit they come up with, presume it is a lie, which is why the attorney barrier is required whether you like it or not (lawyers are also licensed to lie, at least until things get to court). A lot of the J6 guys were fingered by themselves to the FBI who told them they were just conducting random interviews for 'national security', and were arrested on the spot on the basis of what came out of their own mouths.

The TV shows are not reality, and for dramatic purposes, they always show perps tricked and spilling the beans. Do you really think they are going to have a team of 10 to 20 genius cops investigating your murder? If it isn't obviously some acquaintance of family member, you'll wind up in the cold case file. San Francisco has a murder clearance rate of 50 percent, which means odds are pretty good if you commit a murder that isn't too obvious or stupidly executed, you will get away with it. Also, many murders aren't even classified as murders for bureaucratic convenience.

The Satanic Ritual abuse assassin (when a child, no less) Nathan Reynolds was asked if he was concerned about the murders he committed under the influence and he said not at all. He said the murders were sanctioned by the hierarchies, and the Freemason apparatus get notice of what is to be investigated and what will never be investigated in any meaningful way.
10148   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2025 Mar 6, 4:19pm  

Ceffer says






what does this have to do with resurrection? i don’t get it.
10150   KgK one   2025 Mar 7, 7:53am  

Ceffer says





They are going into giant dick, bozo needs to make pussy shaped rocket or pocket rocket
https://youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4?si=-tE6EQQLX-LR6uh-
10151   KgK one   2025 Mar 7, 7:54am  



10152   Ceffer   2025 Mar 7, 3:07pm  

KgK one says

They are going into giant dick, bozo needs to make pussy shaped rocket or pocket rocket

Nothing worse than an unrequited cock rocket. Where's the space pussy, or is the rocket just there for the fifty mile high club?

I wonder if the liberated chicks compare you with their pocket rocket on a scale of one to ten. Non-munchers need not apply.
10153   Ceffer   2025 Mar 7, 3:08pm  


10154   RandalRay   2025 Mar 7, 9:40pm  



10157   Patrick   2025 Mar 7, 10:43pm  

When I had a paper route, our cat would follow me the whole route, but from a distance, pretending he wasn't following.
10160   Ceffer   2025 Mar 8, 8:57am  

I think Winnebago Man was worth every penny they paid him. He should have been on Johnny Carson's Tonite show.
10161   Ceffer   2025 Mar 8, 9:21am  



10162   Ceffer   2025 Mar 8, 9:32am  


10163   RandalRay   2025 Mar 8, 5:55pm  



10166   Ceffer   2025 Mar 9, 1:54pm  



10167   RC2006   2025 Mar 9, 3:18pm  

Patrick says






The dick lovers one looks to be on purpose if you look at the mouse with the heart.
10168   Ceffer   2025 Mar 9, 9:53pm  



10172   clambo   2025 Mar 10, 7:34pm  

Poor kitty....
10174   Ceffer   2025 Mar 10, 11:29pm  

Gag. The Baphomet demonology continues its onward march in Europe.

10175   Ceffer   2025 Mar 11, 12:24am  

Age of Aquarius Hippie Poster from the day.

10176   Ceffer   2025 Mar 11, 10:44pm  

Somebody musta thrown some meth in the penguin exhibit.

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