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Ceffer
2025 Apr 2, 11:27am
Ceffer
2025 Apr 2, 11:27am
rocketjoe79 says
Some jokester put a battery powered spark plug under the toilet seat.
Explosive decompression, or Fuel-air explosion? This is also why you shouldn't smoke in the Loo.
Some jokester put a battery powered spark plug under the toilet seat.
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stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 10:59am
stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 10:59am
Ceffer says
And a little later Henry VIII broke with Catholicism because Catherine of Aragon had a meager womb that only bore one daughter, and the pope wouldn't grant an annulment so Henry's fat bloated and gout-ridden ass could fuck other high-class bitches.
Churches were confiscated, priests and nuns were killed.
Karma is a harsh bitch indeed.
And a little later Henry VIII broke with Catholicism because Catherine of Aragon had a meager womb that only bore one daughter, and the pope wouldn't grant an annulment so Henry's fat bloated and gout-ridden ass could fuck other high-class bitches.
Churches were confiscated, priests and nuns were killed.
Karma is a harsh bitch indeed.
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Ceffer
2025 Apr 6, 12:45pm
Ceffer
2025 Apr 6, 12:45pm
Maybe the pictures with her weren't taken at the right time of month.
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stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 12:57pm
stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 12:57pm
Ceffer says
This is why the Founding Fathers prohibited primogeniture - the firstborn male child inherits all. They understood the chaos that results - Henry VIII, but also the Conquistadores, all of whom were not firstborn sons and had to find their own fortunes by raping and pillaging the Americas. Same with the Portuguese - they captured muslim slave citadels along the African coast as well as Brasil. (I ignore capitalization recommendations for countries and religions I find disgusting).
This is why the Founding Fathers prohibited primogeniture - the firstborn male child inherits all. They understood the chaos that results - Henry VIII, but also the Conquistadores, all of whom were not firstborn sons and had to find their own fortunes by raping and pillaging the Americas. Same with the Portuguese - they captured muslim slave citadels along the African coast as well as Brasil. (I ignore capitalization recommendations for countries and religions I find disgusting).
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HeadSet
2025 Apr 6, 3:05pm
HeadSet
2025 Apr 6, 3:05pm
Ceffer says
I wonder why, as they both smell about the same.
Maybe the pictures with her weren't taken at the right time of month.
I wonder why, as they both smell about the same.
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Ceffer
2025 Apr 6, 3:56pm
Ceffer
2025 Apr 6, 3:56pm
Attach a wire to that chick. She has clearly discovered one of the secrets to free zero point energy.
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stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 4:05pm
stereotomy
2025 Apr 6, 4:05pm
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
I'll spare PatNet from the google link - y'all know where that ref originates . . . and if you don't - how many years did you spend in your parent's basement?
I'll spare PatNet from the google link - y'all know where that ref originates . . . and if you don't - how many years did you spend in your parent's basement?
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Ceffer
2025 Apr 8, 10:15am
Ceffer
2025 Apr 8, 10:15am
Not the first chimeras. Just the first they feel comfortable publicizing. Get ready for the gene wars.
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Patrick
2025 Apr 8, 11:06am
Patrick
2025 Apr 8, 11:06am
I was about to write about that, but it's not what it seems. It's merely a slightly genetically modified wolf without any of the actual genes from the dire wolf.
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