And 10 times more mojo than any smart device today. I miss when technology was exciting. Today it is cringe worthy, as they roll out the latest innovative way to spy on us.
Creepy promotions are the biggest turn off to me. I wouldn't want to eat in a place that I'm wondering how many pathetic losers are in there on a Tinder date, looking for exists because of their blind tinder date turned out to have an Adam's Apple. They should call up the Horny Wife sniffing AC repair guys, their wife is Hot. The art of advertising is dead, and is no more.
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