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Onvacation
2020 Jun 9, 11:40am
Onvacation
2020 Jun 9, 11:40am
Waitup says
I don't make them I just post them, but you're right.
Shouldn't it be " why does Asprin work? Because it's white"?
I don't make them I just post them, but you're right.
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richwicks
2020 Jun 9, 12:01pm
richwicks
2020 Jun 9, 12:01pm
Onvacation says
Both work.
Waitup saysShouldn't it be " why does Asprin work? Because it's white"?
I don't make them I just post them, but you're right.
Both work.
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SoTex
2020 Jun 10, 9:36am
SoTex
2020 Jun 10, 9:36am
Patrick says
It's called Frito Pie and was invented in San Antonio. Fritos came from a restaurant in SA before being bought by Frito-Lay. Was a staple on the High School lunch menu.
They're doing it wrong in the picture though. First, chili shouldn't have beans and second, the pie shouldn't have onions.
Apparently there's a dish in New Mexico which is a bag of Fritos cut open with chili, cheese, and onions poured inside.
It's called Frito Pie and was invented in San Antonio. Fritos came from a restaurant in SA before being bought by Frito-Lay. Was a staple on the High School lunch menu.
They're doing it wrong in the picture though. First, chili shouldn't have beans and second, the pie shouldn't have onions.
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rocketjoe79
2020 Jun 10, 9:51am
rocketjoe79
2020 Jun 10, 9:51am
Oh, now we're going all TBBT on Chili:
Sheldon: not chili if it has beans!! It's meat soup!
Oh, Puh-leeze, bitch.
Sheldon: not chili if it has beans!! It's meat soup!
Oh, Puh-leeze, bitch.
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RC2006
2020 Jun 10, 8:19pm
RC2006
2020 Jun 10, 8:19pm
Tenpoundbass says
Don't think that's a parallel circuit on the bottom.
OK The Nerds are getting a sense of humor
Don't think that's a parallel circuit on the bottom.
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Patrick
2020 Jun 10, 9:50pm
It's St. Augustine, but I really can't tell wtf is going on. Which way should the flames be? Is his hair on fire?
Patrick
2020 Jun 10, 9:50pm
It's St. Augustine, but I really can't tell wtf is going on. Which way should the flames be? Is his hair on fire?
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RWSGFY
2020 Jun 11, 3:33pm
RWSGFY
2020 Jun 11, 3:33pm
Patrick says
Can you tell wtf is going on here?
It's St. Augustine, but I really can't tell wtf is going on.
Can you tell wtf is going on here?
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Patrick
2020 Jun 11, 3:59pm
Patrick
2020 Jun 11, 3:59pm
Guy on the left is saying "Show me even ONE thing that makes you special."
Other guy: "Hey, I have the biggest balls in the world."
Other guy: "Hey, I have the biggest balls in the world."
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Ceffer
2020 Jun 12, 1:26pm
Ceffer
2020 Jun 12, 1:26pm
Patrick says
It's the symbol designating where twerk decapitating immense hirsute lesbians can park their butts and fart heads.
It's the symbol designating where twerk decapitating immense hirsute lesbians can park their butts and fart heads.
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rocketjoe79
2020 Jun 12, 1:46pm
rocketjoe79
2020 Jun 12, 1:46pm
Veritas = Truth, and perhaps Apple represents Original Sin. After that, I yield to biblical scholars. If my dead Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great x10^6- Gradma eating an apple makes me damned to hell unless I believe,
I'm out.
I'm out.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2020 Jun 17, 11:15am
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2020 Jun 17, 11:15am
FuckCCP89 says
The most ironic thing is that Nike took jobs out of inner cities, creating black unemployment, because China labor was cheaper. But now they act like they suddenly care about someone. what a joke!
The most ironic thing is that Nike took jobs out of inner cities, creating black unemployment, because China labor was cheaper. But now they act like they suddenly care about someone. what a joke!
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