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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 14, 10:01pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 14, 10:01pm
Onvacation says
Thanks! Located on Amazon. This is one of the items my nephew is getting for Christmas!
Thanks! Located on Amazon. This is one of the items my nephew is getting for Christmas!
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 16, 7:17pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 16, 7:17pm
RC2006 says
Love love LOVE taller women than me. I steel them from my 6'4" pal. It's always all legs so it doesn't matter in bed. Tall women are worth the climb!
Love love LOVE taller women than me. I steel them from my 6'4" pal. It's always all legs so it doesn't matter in bed. Tall women are worth the climb!
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Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
This is actually true.
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
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