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SoTex
2020 Jul 16, 7:17pm
SoTex
2020 Jul 16, 7:17pm
RC2006 says
Love love LOVE taller women than me. I steel them from my 6'4" pal. It's always all legs so it doesn't matter in bed. Tall women are worth the climb!
Love love LOVE taller women than me. I steel them from my 6'4" pal. It's always all legs so it doesn't matter in bed. Tall women are worth the climb!
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Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
This is actually true.
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
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SoTex
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
SoTex
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
Perfect setup! Believable: Have you notice how glasses are washed at a typical bar? They just dunk it in dishwater, wipe, then it's ready for more!
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Because assholes like him, if you ever get pulled over and end up in jail for driving on suspended license and failure to appear.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
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