patrick.net
An Antidote to Corporate Media
1,266,242 comments by 15,139 users - Misc, stfu online now
invite response« First « Previous Comments 2,696 - 2,735 of 9,816 Next » Last » Search these comments
2706
Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
This is actually true.
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
2711
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
Perfect setup! Believable: Have you notice how glasses are washed at a typical bar? They just dunk it in dishwater, wipe, then it's ready for more!
2720
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Because assholes like him, if you ever get pulled over and end up in jail for driving on suspended license and failure to appear.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
2722
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 28, 1:16pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 28, 1:16pm
That's either Photo Shopped or She has a big carrot half way in and half way out. According to my Stan Lee drawing anatomy book, that horseshoe crab shape on her abdomen, does not exist on dudes. And those are natural boobs, dudes can't grow those if they took a factory full of Roids and Moans.
2727
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 3:06pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 3:06pm
Always pay attention to the corn field while typing at the wheel.
2731
Patrick
2020 Jul 30, 6:39pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 30, 6:39pm
Tenpoundbass says
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
She has the exact right expression of surprise.
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
She has the exact right expression of surprise.
2733
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 7:01pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 7:01pm
Patrick says
Proof Elmo pulling a Harvey Winestein is hotter than Rin talking about his real doll performance.
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
Proof Elmo pulling a Harvey Winestein is hotter than Rin talking about his real doll performance.
« First « Previous Comments 2,696 - 2,735 of 9,816 Next » Last » Search these comments
#humor