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SoTex
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
SoTex
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
Perfect setup! Believable: Have you notice how glasses are washed at a typical bar? They just dunk it in dishwater, wipe, then it's ready for more!
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm
Because assholes like him, if you ever get pulled over and end up in jail for driving on suspended license and failure to appear.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 28, 1:16pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 28, 1:16pm
That's either Photo Shopped or She has a big carrot half way in and half way out. According to my Stan Lee drawing anatomy book, that horseshoe crab shape on her abdomen, does not exist on dudes. And those are natural boobs, dudes can't grow those if they took a factory full of Roids and Moans.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 3:06pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 3:06pm
Always pay attention to the corn field while typing at the wheel.
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Patrick
2020 Jul 30, 6:39pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 30, 6:39pm
Tenpoundbass says
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
She has the exact right expression of surprise.
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
She has the exact right expression of surprise.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 7:01pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 30, 7:01pm
Patrick says
Proof Elmo pulling a Harvey Winestein is hotter than Rin talking about his real doll performance.
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.
Proof Elmo pulling a Harvey Winestein is hotter than Rin talking about his real doll performance.
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astronut97
2020 Aug 6, 5:38am
astronut97
2020 Aug 6, 5:38am
Patrick says
That will kill your 2.4GHz for sure but if you have a dual band your 5GHz will be fine! :)
Why the wifi drops at lunchtime every day
That will kill your 2.4GHz for sure but if you have a dual band your 5GHz will be fine! :)
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Aug 11, 6:00am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Aug 11, 6:00am
Invoke my White privilege and Karen the fuck out on her.
I'm pretty sure she ends up with two baskets of groceries and I storm out empty handed.
I'm pretty sure she ends up with two baskets of groceries and I storm out empty handed.
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mostly reader
2020 Aug 12, 6:39pm
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Oh, the Godzilla! I didn't notice.
Found the original!What do you mean, "the original"?!
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Oh, the Godzilla! I didn't notice.
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