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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,235,506 views  9,215 comments

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2719   Ceffer   2020 Jul 27, 7:54pm  



They forgot to charge him with crack in crack.
2720   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 27, 7:57pm  

Because assholes like him, if you ever get pulled over and end up in jail for driving on suspended license and failure to appear.
They'll make you drop your droors and squat, let's just say I pay the ticket before the ink dries now.
2722   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 28, 1:16pm  

That's either Photo Shopped or She has a big carrot half way in and half way out. According to my Stan Lee drawing anatomy book, that horseshoe crab shape on her abdomen, does not exist on dudes. And those are natural boobs, dudes can't grow those if they took a factory full of Roids and Moans.
2723   Eric Holder   2020 Jul 28, 2:35pm  

2724   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 28, 4:42pm  

Is that Milla Jovovich?
2727   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 30, 3:06pm  

Always pay attention to the corn field while typing at the wheel.
2731   Patrick   2020 Jul 30, 6:39pm  

Tenpoundbass says


That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.

She has the exact right expression of surprise.
2732   Ceffer   2020 Jul 30, 6:56pm  

Fur meets fur.
2733   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jul 30, 7:01pm  

Patrick says
That is strangely hot even though it involves Elmo.


Proof Elmo pulling a Harvey Winestein is hotter than Rin talking about his real doll performance.
2734   Patrick   2020 Aug 5, 5:50pm  

Why the wifi drops at lunchtime every day


2736   astronut97   2020 Aug 6, 5:38am  

Patrick says
Why the wifi drops at lunchtime every day

That will kill your 2.4GHz for sure but if you have a dual band your 5GHz will be fine! :)
2744   Tenpoundbass   2020 Aug 11, 6:00am  

Invoke my White privilege and Karen the fuck out on her.
I'm pretty sure she ends up with two baskets of groceries and I storm out empty handed.
2746   mostly reader   2020 Aug 12, 6:39pm  

TrumpingTits says
Found the original!
What do you mean, "the original"?!
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Oh, the Godzilla! I didn't notice.
2748   SoTex   2020 Aug 12, 10:43pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Invoke my White privilege and Karen the fuck out on her.
I'm pretty sure she ends up with two baskets of groceries and I storm out empty handed.


Nah, just show the store manager that picture and let him/her know it's going public if they don't do something about it. They'll have to replace all the meat (ironically, black canyon angus) in that general area and decontam. Because of that they'll definitely handle the lady. Assuming it's not some deep blue spot in which case they'll simply clean it up and not mess with her.

I've seen histrionics in the news over 'covid-people' contaminating grocery stores similar to this. Let a world of Karens git er..
2750   SoTex   2020 Aug 13, 8:40pm  

Dammit bass... Now I have to make this. I have everything but the mini pepperonis. Mine are 60% the size of the bun. But I can cut them I guess.
2751   SoTex   2020 Aug 13, 9:08pm  

Also need to say: Tits finding the 'original'. That is quite a feat. Not surprised who was able to do it. I looked a bit a while back. I think I used tineye and didn't find it. Her tits are much nicer in the original unlike lots of original photos I find are inflated in the 'copies'.
2752   Ceffer   2020 Aug 17, 6:33pm  


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