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your a disgusting pedophile zzyzzx

121212 says

your a disgusting pedophile zzyzzx

Does this mean that some pedophiles aren't disgusting - just him?

Now, zzyzzx, you're just fucking with him. Would it be a pedophile reference if I were to say that fucking with him is a childish thing to do?

zzyzzx says

The first three items are solved by using non-DRM content. One click, play game (total 1 second after removing .bnk logo videos). One click, play .mkv file in Media Player Classic with Community Codec Pack (total 1 second to start playing). Downloading content makes channel surfing obsolete. What's on TV right now? Whatever you want to be one it.

Cars were faster in the 1970s, but they were ugly, noisy, polluting, and fuel inefficient. I'll take a nice fully electric sports car over a muscle car any day.

For credit card purchases, it doesn't even take me 5 seconds to swipe and enter my pin. For restaurants, you just sign just like in the 1980s.

As for music, for every Nirvana there was a Milli Vanilli. For every Queen, there was a Vanilla Ice. We remember the good music and forget the bad. Today's music is even better than the 1990s, which was better than the 1980s, which was better than the 1970s/1960s. Music gets better with time because the music industry figures out what people like. It's just that as people get older, they tend to no longer be open to new types of music.

Personally, I like quite a few of today's artists like Taylor Swift, Celtic Woman, Escala, Evanescence, Kelly Clarkson, Nina Gordon, Michael Bublé, Cold Play, Katty Perry, even Avril Lavigne has a nice voice. I still like a lot of the 1990s artists like Alanis Morissette, Jewel, Cranberries, Natalie Imbruglia, but I'm not going to limit myself to listening only to the music that came out when I was in my teens or early twenties.

There will always been crap coming out, but there always will be good music coming out as well. The trick is to not get into the worldview that the only good music is what you grew up with.

Call it Crazy says

Thanks for sharing your feminine side with us!! :)

What can I say, hot chicks do it for me.

Can you re-post that feisty one at the ballpark with the two other guys again? I am too lazy to pull up that other thread. TIA!

Call it Crazy says

OK, I'm glad Barry Manilow wasn't on your list.....

OK, there's one Barry Manilow song I like (well, two if you count Copa Cabanna)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/GK8-gZVkYsk

I've liked that song ever since Angeles sang it on Angel.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/RM7PviOU_JA

For a while I thought it came out of the playbook, 69 Ways to Make Love Not Babies. Never mind.

It's funny because human react the exact same way.

Which is in urbandictionary.com:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buffering
2.bufferingThe short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

It looks like Molly Hatchet is getting back together.

CaptainShuddup says

I don't buy that. 1 in 4 men are not wife beaters. 1 in 4 of your sons do not grow up to be wife beaters. That is a ridiculous percentage.

Don't tell me that a couple with two sons should expect that there is a 50% chance that one of their sons is going to be a wife beater.

Call it Crazy says

Dan, calm down, this is the Funny picture thread... don't take the pics so seriously....

I am calm. I'm calmly pointing out an obviously incorrect statistic.

Dan8267 says

I don't buy that. 1 in 4 men are not wife beaters. 1 in 4 of your sons do not grow up to be wife beaters. That is a ridiculous percentage.

Don't tell me that a couple with two sons should expect that there is a 50% chance that one of their sons is going to be a wife beater.

And you would be correct. I am guessing that the popup ad is covering additional text something along the lines of, "Boyfriends or Dates."

Here is a quote from the study:
"Intimate partner violence is pervasive in U.S. society. Nearly 25 percent of surveyed women and 7.6 percent of surveyed men said they were raped and/or physically assaulted by a current or former spouse, cohabiting partner, or date at some time in their lifetime;"

Dan8267 says

I am calm. I'm calmly pointing out an obviously incorrect statistic.

That's those crazy Asians under the Liberal French and English utopian enchantment. They have to villainize the mean old Man unit if they are ever going to stamp out sex inequality, and the best way to do that is by waging an agenda campaign of negative reinforcement and propaganda.

It almost sounds like something but I can't put my finger on it.

You know, if you substitute the bathroom hand dryers for the blow dryers in the pic, that is pretty much what I think happened.