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HeadSet
2021 Jun 11, 3:04pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 11, 3:04pm
OMG!! Of course in German that is just "We are looking for you" to apply online to work here.
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zzyzzx
2021 Jun 12, 7:25am
zzyzzx
2021 Jun 12, 7:25am
HeadSet says
It looks a lot like "We are sucking dick" to me.
OMG!! Of course in German that is just "We are looking for you" to apply online to work here.
It looks a lot like "We are sucking dick" to me.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 12, 1:00pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 12, 1:00pm
THEY/THEM
Learned a new word: "Homoflexible"
My dictionary knew it!
Learned a new word: "Homoflexible"
My dictionary knew it!
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 12, 1:03pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 12, 1:03pm
Quick! Shoot it!
This HAS to be what's been flying around buzzing our F-18s!
This HAS to be what's been flying around buzzing our F-18s!
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Patrick
2021 Jun 12, 11:40pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 12, 11:40pm
Nigella Lawson does look extremely good for her age even now at 60 or so, though I think the top picture is from her younger days.
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rocketjoe79
2021 Jun 13, 6:10pm
rocketjoe79
2021 Jun 13, 6:10pm
Onvacation says
This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.
THEY/THEM
Learned a new word: "Homoflexible"
My dictionary knew it!
This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 13, 9:33pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 13, 9:33pm
rocketjoe79 says
They asked you not to do that.
This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.
They asked you not to do that.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 13, 9:34pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 13, 9:34pm
I thought that was just a weirdo flat chested woman. There is no adams apple for instance.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 14, 9:40am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 14, 9:40am
I will forever reject any product, service or company that invokes shithouse and smut humor, idioms, and puns to sell a product.
Talking to you too Air Around the Clock!
Buying products is serious business, if I want a laugh, I'll buy a ticket for a comedy show. As all of the colorful humor is the actual product I'm buying.
Talking to you too Air Around the Clock!
Buying products is serious business, if I want a laugh, I'll buy a ticket for a comedy show. As all of the colorful humor is the actual product I'm buying.
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HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 2:16pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 2:16pm
Ceffer says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet. A few years later when they sold the 'Vette, one could get a good deal on a sportscar with the passenger seat never used.
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet. A few years later when they sold the 'Vette, one could get a good deal on a sportscar with the passenger seat never used.
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