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Patrick
2021 Jun 12, 11:40pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 12, 11:40pm
Nigella Lawson does look extremely good for her age even now at 60 or so, though I think the top picture is from her younger days.
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rocketjoe79
2021 Jun 13, 6:10pm
rocketjoe79
2021 Jun 13, 6:10pm
Onvacation says
This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.
THEY/THEM
Learned a new word: "Homoflexible"
My dictionary knew it!
This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 13, 9:33pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 13, 9:33pm
rocketjoe79 says
They asked you not to do that.
This video proves one thing: Men who want to look like women can do an excellent job putting on makeup - much better than most women.
They asked you not to do that.
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SoTex
2021 Jun 13, 9:34pm
SoTex
2021 Jun 13, 9:34pm
I thought that was just a weirdo flat chested woman. There is no adams apple for instance.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 14, 9:40am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 14, 9:40am
I will forever reject any product, service or company that invokes shithouse and smut humor, idioms, and puns to sell a product.
Talking to you too Air Around the Clock!
Buying products is serious business, if I want a laugh, I'll buy a ticket for a comedy show. As all of the colorful humor is the actual product I'm buying.
Talking to you too Air Around the Clock!
Buying products is serious business, if I want a laugh, I'll buy a ticket for a comedy show. As all of the colorful humor is the actual product I'm buying.
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HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 2:16pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 2:16pm
Ceffer says
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet. A few years later when they sold the 'Vette, one could get a good deal on a sportscar with the passenger seat never used.
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet. A few years later when they sold the 'Vette, one could get a good deal on a sportscar with the passenger seat never used.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 15, 2:19pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 15, 2:19pm
HeadSet says
Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.
I actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.
Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.
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HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 2:47pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 2:47pm
Tenpoundbass says
Everglade girls are easy. And anyone who ever saw "Flipper" reruns as a kid wants to drive a swamp buggy.
HeadSet saysI actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.
Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.
Everglade girls are easy. And anyone who ever saw "Flipper" reruns as a kid wants to drive a swamp buggy.
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HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 6:59pm
HeadSet
2021 Jun 15, 6:59pm
My mistake. I thought 10lb Bass was referring to this everglades cruiser:
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 17, 9:35pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 17, 9:35pm
Tenpoundbass says
Dodge Ram Van with a mattress in the back.
At least they know for sure what they are getting in for.
HeadSet saysI actually knew guys who thought getting a 'Vette would help as a chick magnet.
Yeah, you're far better off with a Swamp buggy.
Dodge Ram Van with a mattress in the back.
At least they know for sure what they are getting in for.
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SoTex
2021 Jun 17, 9:56pm
SoTex
2021 Jun 17, 9:56pm
Tenpoundbass says
Needs a lawn chair strapped to the top.
Nah if you want the babes, you gotta have dependability.
Needs a lawn chair strapped to the top.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 18, 10:26am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jun 18, 10:26am
FWIW, Kimberly Guilfoyle is the type that would be down to hop on a Swamp buggy and go Gator hunting.
Before she would jump into a Corvette. And that's they type of chick I would take any day over a high maintenance chick.
Though Kimberly is getting a little too comfortable these days. She's been eating too much of the campfire Biscuits and Gravy.
Before she would jump into a Corvette. And that's they type of chick I would take any day over a high maintenance chick.
Though Kimberly is getting a little too comfortable these days. She's been eating too much of the campfire Biscuits and Gravy.
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