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Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 12:28pm
Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 12:28pm
82 year old lady in the SC hood who my wife talks with was 'hit on' by an 82 year old man in the hood. He did some caulking for her, and when she asked to pay him, he asked for a dinner date with her instead. My wife claimed she (82 yo) was 'creeped out' because he isn't 'in her league'. None the less, she makes a point of dumb sticking him whenever she sees him.
Nothing changes with age, they are still the fuck in high school.
Nothing changes with age, they are still the fuck in high school.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 29, 12:54pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 29, 12:54pm
Ceffer says
What does that mean?
I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
she makes a point of dumb sticking him
What does that mean?
I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
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Onvacation
2021 Jun 29, 2:24pm
Onvacation
2021 Jun 29, 2:24pm
Patrick says
I think it means taking advantage of him because he is a horny male.
Ceffer saysshe makes a point of dumb sticking him
What does that mean?
I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
I think it means taking advantage of him because he is a horny male.
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Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 6:19pm
Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 6:19pm
Onvacation says
He was trying to make hay, but got cock blocked. She still has teeth, is slim, dresses well, and is attractive for her age, and he wears obvious, clattering dentures, so that makes her a nine and him a four. She has enough dough for a gigolo, but it would probably be some dance floor fairy rather than an old goat.
For free?
What kind of Gigolo is he?
He was trying to make hay, but got cock blocked. She still has teeth, is slim, dresses well, and is attractive for her age, and he wears obvious, clattering dentures, so that makes her a nine and him a four. She has enough dough for a gigolo, but it would probably be some dance floor fairy rather than an old goat.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 5, 9:48am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 5, 9:48am
Here's my reason I don't want to pay for your healthcare. 90% of the employees the incompetent Democrat Hiring authorities hire are fucking almost as incompetent as they are.
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Patrick
2021 Jul 10, 11:50pm
Patrick
2021 Jul 10, 11:50pm
Amazing video of a guy chopping off the top of a tree:
https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301
https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301
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richwicks
2021 Jul 11, 5:21pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 11, 5:21pm
Patrick says
Fucking terrifying.
Logging is super dangerous. Lot of people got killed in that profession.
I used to hang glide, some people ask about how scary that is - it isn't. If you passed out in a hang glider, you have a good chance of surviving that. But being in a tree, with only some rope and cleated boots keeping me alive - that's terrifying.
Amazing video of a guy chopping off the top of a tree:
https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301
Fucking terrifying.
Logging is super dangerous. Lot of people got killed in that profession.
I used to hang glide, some people ask about how scary that is - it isn't. If you passed out in a hang glider, you have a good chance of surviving that. But being in a tree, with only some rope and cleated boots keeping me alive - that's terrifying.
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Patrick
2021 Jul 11, 5:27pm
Patrick
2021 Jul 11, 5:27pm
I thought about that, but figured the ropes would probably save him even if he passed out. He'd slide down a bit and then stop.
But if the tree falls with him in it, he's fucked.
But if the tree falls with him in it, he's fucked.
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