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Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 6:19pm
Ceffer
2021 Jun 29, 6:19pm
Onvacation says
He was trying to make hay, but got cock blocked. She still has teeth, is slim, dresses well, and is attractive for her age, and he wears obvious, clattering dentures, so that makes her a nine and him a four. She has enough dough for a gigolo, but it would probably be some dance floor fairy rather than an old goat.
For free?
What kind of Gigolo is he?
He was trying to make hay, but got cock blocked. She still has teeth, is slim, dresses well, and is attractive for her age, and he wears obvious, clattering dentures, so that makes her a nine and him a four. She has enough dough for a gigolo, but it would probably be some dance floor fairy rather than an old goat.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 5, 9:48am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 5, 9:48am
Here's my reason I don't want to pay for your healthcare. 90% of the employees the incompetent Democrat Hiring authorities hire are fucking almost as incompetent as they are.
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Patrick
2021 Jul 10, 11:50pm
Patrick
2021 Jul 10, 11:50pm
Amazing video of a guy chopping off the top of a tree:
https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301
https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301
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richwicks
2021 Jul 11, 5:21pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 11, 5:21pm
Patrick says
Fucking terrifying.
Logging is super dangerous. Lot of people got killed in that profession.
I used to hang glide, some people ask about how scary that is - it isn't. If you passed out in a hang glider, you have a good chance of surviving that. But being in a tree, with only some rope and cleated boots keeping me alive - that's terrifying.
Amazing video of a guy chopping off the top of a tree:
https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301
Fucking terrifying.
Logging is super dangerous. Lot of people got killed in that profession.
I used to hang glide, some people ask about how scary that is - it isn't. If you passed out in a hang glider, you have a good chance of surviving that. But being in a tree, with only some rope and cleated boots keeping me alive - that's terrifying.
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Patrick
2021 Jul 11, 5:27pm
Patrick
2021 Jul 11, 5:27pm
I thought about that, but figured the ropes would probably save him even if he passed out. He'd slide down a bit and then stop.
But if the tree falls with him in it, he's fucked.
But if the tree falls with him in it, he's fucked.
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 12, 2:05pm
Ceffer
2021 Jul 12, 2:05pm
I don't know why, I always thought this was a perfect portrayal of the Human Id and its reactivity. Note the sign: "An apolitical populace in thrall to the mass media". R. Crumb from the comix wayback machine, and wayback before the internet/home computers.
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richwicks
2021 Jul 12, 2:20pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 12, 2:20pm
Ceffer says
Ever seen the documentary "Crumb"? In it, I think he discussed his sexual attraction to Bugs Bunny when he was a kid. His brother was enormously talented but committed suicide shortly after the release of the film. He was a real character.
R. Crumb
Ever seen the documentary "Crumb"? In it, I think he discussed his sexual attraction to Bugs Bunny when he was a kid. His brother was enormously talented but committed suicide shortly after the release of the film. He was a real character.
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