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thenuttyneutron
2021 Sep 9, 12:19pm
thenuttyneutron
2021 Sep 9, 12:19pm
Ceffer says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PX_wBFwY6Y
South Park covered this already.
Menstruating out of your mouth doesn't count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PX_wBFwY6Y
South Park covered this already.
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Misc
2021 Sep 10, 3:11am
If I see you broken down by the side of the road...I'm not stopping.
You have been warned many times about your cars extended warranty.
You have been warned many times about your cars extended warranty.
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HeadSet
2021 Sep 11, 8:05pm
HeadSet
2021 Sep 11, 8:05pm
Ceffer says
Yeah, why didn't the midget jump on her motorbike and take off, rather than getting in that box.
I had my money on the midget until the ending.
Yeah, why didn't the midget jump on her motorbike and take off, rather than getting in that box.
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Karloff
2021 Sep 11, 8:28pm
Karloff
2021 Sep 11, 8:28pm
HeadSet says
Because the whole thing was likely just an act. The gimmick of "disguised as a box" is from the game Metal Gear Solid, as is that sound effect when you're discovered.
Yeah, why didn't the midget jump on her motorbike and take off, rather than getting in that box.
Because the whole thing was likely just an act. The gimmick of "disguised as a box" is from the game Metal Gear Solid, as is that sound effect when you're discovered.
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Ceffer
2021 Sep 12, 11:42pm
Ceffer
2021 Sep 12, 11:42pm
LOL. MTV Video Music Award Winner: "The MTV Video Music awards were held hours ago and in a shocker no one could have possibly seen coming, the music industry decided that Lil Nas X's video of him banging Satan was the winner." I don't think it was inclusive enough.
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AmericanKulak
2021 Sep 13, 4:10am
AmericanKulak
2021 Sep 13, 4:10am
Ceffer says
1960s-2000s "That pop music is heading towards Decadence is a right wing canard."
Then the 2010s happened.
LOL. MTV Video Music Award Winner: "The MTV Video Music awards were held hours ago and in a shocker no one could have possibly seen coming, the music industry decided that Lil Nas X's video of him banging Satan was the winner." I don't think it was inclusive enough.
1960s-2000s "That pop music is heading towards Decadence is a right wing canard."
Then the 2010s happened.
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richwicks
2021 Sep 14, 2:15pm
richwicks
2021 Sep 14, 2:15pm
Patrick says
That's a Samoyed!
I used to bring my dogs hang gliding, but I never flew with them. They hung out at base. I always wanted to go flying with them.
https://notthebee.com/article/watch-most-chill-dog-ever-parachutes-through-the-mountains-with-his-human
That's a Samoyed!
I used to bring my dogs hang gliding, but I never flew with them. They hung out at base. I always wanted to go flying with them.
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richwicks
2021 Sep 14, 2:40pm
richwicks
2021 Sep 14, 2:40pm
Patrick says
They are very chill dogs. That dog, I guarantee, is having a great time and fully enjoying it. The fun of flying isn't doing acrobatics and stuff, it's just cruising along in the air with amazing views. Think of skiing, and triple the scenery.
It looks amazingly unworried.
They are very chill dogs. That dog, I guarantee, is having a great time and fully enjoying it. The fun of flying isn't doing acrobatics and stuff, it's just cruising along in the air with amazing views. Think of skiing, and triple the scenery.
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zzyzzx
2021 Sep 24, 7:36am
zzyzzx
2021 Sep 24, 7:36am
https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/23/gorillas-oral-sex-bronx-zoo-humans-horrified/
Gorillas at The Bronx Zoo Perform oral sex on each other in front of school kids
Gorillas at The Bronx Zoo Perform oral sex on each other in front of school kids
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