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Hey, that looks very much like the shotgun I bought. Santa and I have the same taste.

And yes, it is necessary to shoot one of Santa's elves elf every time anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWMiyeF5zA

His Fiancee Had An Affair...So He Had "Relations" With Her Mom

HunterTits says

What movie is this from?

LOL! Fringe benefits of being a package delivery person. Must be one of the jobs that prisoners say to apply for when they get out, because the scam is built in.

Ceffer says

LOL! Fringe benefits of being a package delivery person. Must be one of the jobs that prisoners say to apply for when they get out, because the scam is built in.

He probably was picking up a package that was left at the wrong address. Why would an Amazon delivery driver bother to steal from the house when they can just steal from the truck?

That damn ball was the reason, I brought my Acoustic guitar to school. So I could just bow out of exercise and BB court workouts, and play the guitar and hit up on the Chicks that didn't bring their work out clothes, so weren't allowed to participate in PE.

I grew up around some tough country farm kids. It was a scary feeling, knowing the PE teacher the only adult there. Not only allowed that kind of brutal thumping, but was the instigator of the game. You didn't want to get hit by power ball shot from Stoney or Winston.

You could get knocked down by one of those thrown hard enough. But probably not seriously injured.

I loved dodge ball in high school on rainy days. Our red balls were only half inflated and I do not remember anyone getting hurt.

richwicks says

Why would an Amazon delivery driver bother to steal from the house when they can just steal from the truck?

Obviously stealing from a different delivery service. They do pick ups, too, which could be his excuse if caught.

Patrick says

#STUPIDCUNT

HunterTits says

If that were the case, then I could believe that UFOs even exist.

That's the biggest proof it's bullshit. That they came all this way, and don't even get out to stretch their legs. Beyond the quality of the images offered up, always grainy regardless how technological advanced we get, and no matter how much greater access to those cameras and technology. Even our most advanced fighter jet systems, can't get a clear image. You mean to tell me, we would make a 20 million dollar aircraft and not give it the most high def imaging capabilities that man has ever seen?
But even with all of that truth behind. It makes no sense for the UFOs to come all this way, just for a tabloid photo op.

Until one lands, and states, their business, I'll never believe photo evidence, or some random illusion in the sky as proof of UFOs.

Hard Rock Casino is about 3 miles from my house. They have one of those bright Sky torches on top of their guitar building. The light goes straight up in the sky and changes colors, or can be any color they chose. Also when there are clouds in the sky, the light will refract in the clouds. I've seen Youtube videos that tries to present lighting like that as some supernatural event associated with UFO proof. Many of those images aren't from where I'm at, but most definitely the same kind of lighting.

Also there's lots of illusions you can create with Drones, or a large array of drones. Seeing strange lights in the sky, or even impossible movement that defies physics. Because the light from the drones can turn on an off on a long array of drones, it can give the illusion that it went from 0 to super sonic speeds in an instant.
But what puzzles me the most, in all of these cases where a UFO allegedly went from being still to instantly going hyper speed. There's never a sonic boom.

HunterTits says

Or misbehaving kids in their kiddie-cars...

Ceffer says

I must be jaded because I knew that was coming after the second line... lol

Eric Holder says

bwhahahaha

BayArea says

I must be jaded because I knew that was coming after the second line... lol

I bet you didn't know the bear was her divorce lawyer.

Eric Holder says

picture is missing 5-8 kids in background

“Student of the month, Alec Baldwin school of firearms safety”

Eric Holder says

“Student of the month, Alec Baldwin school of firearms safety”

Is that seriously a real picture or is it photoshopped?

Why the fuck would anybody pull out a gun during a trial? Haha, I'm realizing I'm so well conditioned, not only do I have great difficulty pointing an absolutely for certain unloaded gun with the safety on at anything I don't intend to shoot, I can't even put my eyes in the sight unless I plan to fire it.

This seems reckless and irresponsible to me.

richwicks says

Is that seriously a real picture or is it photoshopped?

It is. There are other angles. Had his finger on the trigger, inside the trigger guard. Did not check to see if loaded when he picked it up.

Here is a photoshop.

CaptainHorsePaste says

It is. There are other angles. Had his finger on the trigger, inside the trigger guard. Did not check to see if loaded when he picked it up.

HAHA! Holy fuck. This guy doesn't know how to handle a weapon. Oh my god, he actually put his finger on the fucking trigger?

I shot guns for FUN as a kid, never tried to kill any thing - well once (I still feel bad about that, stupid brother goading me on), but I mean, who the fuck would put their finger on the trigger instead of keeping it on the trigger guard?

This guy is a fucking maniac. It doesn't goddamned matter if you think it's unloaded, you've been told it's unloaded, that you've CHECKED to see it's unloaded. It's always loaded. The only time you might DARE to think it's not loaded is when you're trying to shoot somebody or something that is about to kill you.