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FuckCCP89 says

Jesus - I just feel sorry for the guy, you know he didn't just get fired, but he got super fired. I'm glad I have a job that when I fuck up, I have plenty of opportunity to fix it before it's even discovered I fucked up. Just takes more time. I'm fucking up right now, but I think an extra 4 hours will fix it although 12 hours days are not fun. What doesn't kill me makes me more competent.

richwicks says

Jesus - I just feel sorry for the guy, you know he didn't just get fired, but he got super fired.

He obviously has an IQ just 2-3 points higher than Alec Baldwin.

Annals of "Honesty is not always the best policy".

"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a
> Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in
> girls."
>
> That statement, however, angered Vatican spokesman Edgar Palowski,
> who said it propagated a common misconception about the church.
> "This doesn't get reported enough," he said, "but it's a fact that
> our priests abuse just as many girls as boys."
>
> "Oh. Oh dear..." he added.

Hey, that looks very much like the shotgun I bought. Santa and I have the same taste.

And yes, it is necessary to shoot one of Santa's elves elf every time anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWMiyeF5zA

His Fiancee Had An Affair...So He Had "Relations" With Her Mom

HunterTits says

What movie is this from?

LOL! Fringe benefits of being a package delivery person. Must be one of the jobs that prisoners say to apply for when they get out, because the scam is built in.

Ceffer says

LOL! Fringe benefits of being a package delivery person. Must be one of the jobs that prisoners say to apply for when they get out, because the scam is built in.

He probably was picking up a package that was left at the wrong address. Why would an Amazon delivery driver bother to steal from the house when they can just steal from the truck?

That damn ball was the reason, I brought my Acoustic guitar to school. So I could just bow out of exercise and BB court workouts, and play the guitar and hit up on the Chicks that didn't bring their work out clothes, so weren't allowed to participate in PE.

I grew up around some tough country farm kids. It was a scary feeling, knowing the PE teacher the only adult there. Not only allowed that kind of brutal thumping, but was the instigator of the game. You didn't want to get hit by power ball shot from Stoney or Winston.

You could get knocked down by one of those thrown hard enough. But probably not seriously injured.

I loved dodge ball in high school on rainy days. Our red balls were only half inflated and I do not remember anyone getting hurt.

richwicks says

Why would an Amazon delivery driver bother to steal from the house when they can just steal from the truck?

Obviously stealing from a different delivery service. They do pick ups, too, which could be his excuse if caught.

Patrick says

#STUPIDCUNT