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HeadSet
2021 Oct 21, 9:56am
HeadSet
2021 Oct 21, 9:56am
Airplane drops human waste on man in his garden near Windsor Castle
I can see it now, the copilot is looking out the window and exclaims to the pilot "Bulls eye, got him!"
I can see it now, the copilot is looking out the window and exclaims to the pilot "Bulls eye, got him!"
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Ceffer
2021 Oct 21, 10:50am
Ceffer
2021 Oct 21, 10:50am
HeadSet says
This is nothing. With all the nerds and homeless in San Francisco, electronically guided poo has been a thing for years.
Remember your drone to deliver flaming dog poo to your favorite liberal neighbors for Halloween.
I can see it now, the copilot is looking out the window and exclaims to the pilot "Bulls eye, got him!"
This is nothing. With all the nerds and homeless in San Francisco, electronically guided poo has been a thing for years.
Remember your drone to deliver flaming dog poo to your favorite liberal neighbors for Halloween.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Oct 21, 1:01pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Oct 21, 1:01pm
No one expects poo for a loo, or a golden shower turned blue, whilst lounging about in the garden.
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HeadSet
2021 Oct 26, 1:32pm
HeadSet
2021 Oct 26, 1:32pm
Tenpoundbass says
?? That must be a guitar thing. Only one G and making it flat would put it too close to the F-sharp following it. Or am I pulling a "Patrick" who did not see the 404 joke?
I'm feeling funky so flat the g.
?? That must be a guitar thing. Only one G and making it flat would put it too close to the F-sharp following it. Or am I pulling a "Patrick" who did not see the 404 joke?
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Oct 26, 2:45pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Oct 26, 2:45pm
Well in the case of a Mixolydian mode in A scale if you flat the G, it would become natural. Then at that point you're playing a damn D scale, but you still notate it as an A scale, and you have to put the natural notation next to every G note. I think modes were invented for people who don't quite understand how to meld one scale into another. So they make up patterns and modes so they can sound like everyone else.
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HeadSet
2021 Oct 26, 8:30pm
HeadSet
2021 Oct 26, 8:30pm
Tenpoundbass says
Wow, way above my ken. I just put the music notation in that post so readers would understand I was parodying that "English Country Garden" kiddie song. Just plain old single voice or flute-o-phone level stuff from grade school.
Well in the case of a Mixolydian mode in A scale if you flat the G, it would become natural.
Wow, way above my ken. I just put the music notation in that post so readers would understand I was parodying that "English Country Garden" kiddie song. Just plain old single voice or flute-o-phone level stuff from grade school.
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Ceffer
2021 Oct 26, 10:55pm
Ceffer
2021 Oct 26, 10:55pm
LOL! Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills. Tunnels to Warren Beatty, Kirk Douglas, Jack Nicholson, and J. Caan residences just in this diagram. They could sneak in and out at will. How many other homes connected?
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GreaterNYCDude
2021 Oct 27, 2:41pm
It's a feasibility study.. no guarantee said tunnles were ever constructed.
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richwicks
2021 Oct 28, 8:08pm
richwicks
2021 Oct 28, 8:08pm
FuckCCP89 says
Jesus - I just feel sorry for the guy, you know he didn't just get fired, but he got super fired. I'm glad I have a job that when I fuck up, I have plenty of opportunity to fix it before it's even discovered I fucked up. Just takes more time. I'm fucking up right now, but I think an extra 4 hours will fix it although 12 hours days are not fun. What doesn't kill me makes me more competent.
Jesus - I just feel sorry for the guy, you know he didn't just get fired, but he got super fired. I'm glad I have a job that when I fuck up, I have plenty of opportunity to fix it before it's even discovered I fucked up. Just takes more time. I'm fucking up right now, but I think an extra 4 hours will fix it although 12 hours days are not fun. What doesn't kill me makes me more competent.
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RWSGFY
2021 Oct 29, 6:40am
RWSGFY
2021 Oct 29, 6:40am
richwicks says
He obviously has an IQ just 2-3 points higher than Alec Baldwin.
Jesus - I just feel sorry for the guy, you know he didn't just get fired, but he got super fired.
He obviously has an IQ just 2-3 points higher than Alec Baldwin.
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Ceffer
2021 Oct 31, 10:13am
Ceffer
2021 Oct 31, 10:13am
Annals of "Honesty is not always the best policy".
"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a
> Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in
> girls."
>
> That statement, however, angered Vatican spokesman Edgar Palowski,
> who said it propagated a common misconception about the church.
> "This doesn't get reported enough," he said, "but it's a fact that
> our priests abuse just as many girls as boys."
>
> "Oh. Oh dear..." he added.
"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a
> Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in
> girls."
>
> That statement, however, angered Vatican spokesman Edgar Palowski,
> who said it propagated a common misconception about the church.
> "This doesn't get reported enough," he said, "but it's a fact that
> our priests abuse just as many girls as boys."
>
> "Oh. Oh dear..." he added.
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Patrick
2021 Nov 1, 10:45pm
Patrick
2021 Nov 1, 10:45pm
Hey, that looks very much like the shotgun I bought. Santa and I have the same taste.
And yes, it is necessary to shoot one of Santa's elves elf every time anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving.
And yes, it is necessary to shoot one of Santa's elves elf every time anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving.
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