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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 1,315,844 views 9,698 comments

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Ceffer 2021 Nov 17, 11:16am

Babylon Bee's 10 top college picks:

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HeadSet 2021 Nov 17, 6:41pm

The response to that above tweet should be:

The only way I would be "fucking dumb" is if we were to go on a date.

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Bd6r 2021 Nov 18, 5:55am

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Nov 18, 7:51am

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Al_Sharpton_for_President 2021 Nov 19, 4:57am

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Ceffer 2021 Nov 21, 5:56pm

That's a lot of trouble to go to for something you can't even smoke.

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HeadSet 2021 Nov 21, 6:56pm

Where does the sealed system get its CO2?

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Patrick 2021 Nov 21, 7:55pm

Plants give off some CO2 at night, iirc.

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richwicks 2021 Nov 21, 8:55pm

HeadSet says

Where does the sealed system get its CO2?

I believe terrariums also normally include bugs. In addition, dead plant material is converted to CO2 as well over time through bacteria.

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Karloff 2021 Nov 21, 9:56pm

I'm a bit leary on that as well. My experience says it would just rot.

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Patrick 2021 Nov 21, 10:18pm

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1461781458801106953

Armored truck dumps money all over a highway in San Diego.

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richwicks 2021 Nov 22, 12:41pm

Karloff says

I'm a bit leary on that as well. My experience says it would just rot.

My sister built a terrarium back when I was a kid. I know it went on for longer than a year.

They aren't that unusual or difficult to make.

You can make a pretty simple terrarium - just fill a glass jug with seawater and some sand. You'll be surprised what springs up. It will reach equilibrium or die off entirely. If you get any large creatures in it by accident, when it dies, it's quite likely to radically change the environment.

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Ceffer 2021 Nov 22, 12:51pm

When you need a weed whacker to find the beef. In the olden days, did they even need rags for their periods, or did they just wring out their bush?

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richwicks 2021 Nov 22, 2:27pm

Ceffer says

When you need a weed whacker to find the beef. In the olden days, did they even need rags for their periods, or did they just wring out their bush?

It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.

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HeadSet 2021 Nov 22, 6:13pm

richwicks says

It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.

Yes, just like a lot of women do not like beards on men.

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Onvacation 2021 Nov 23, 6:49am

richwicks says

It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.

She looks stinky, offensively stinky.

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Nov 23, 8:40am

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Ceffer 2021 Nov 23, 10:11am

We always used to laugh at those old European 'barbarian' movies on TV, because when the women 'barbarians' would raise their arms, they would show massive pit hair. It was a thing that was routine in Europe, if it isn't still.

I had a Danish girl friend for a while, and she didn't shave her arm pits. She was a bit musky, but I got used to it.

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Patrick 2021 Nov 23, 10:16am

I believe the American custom of women shaving under their arms has come to Europe.

It's also true that American women did not shave their pubic hair until fairly recently. I don't like it. Trimming if it's out of control, OK, but Barbie-doll, no.

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stereotomy 2021 Nov 23, 10:23am

Patrick says

It's also true that American women did not shave their pubic hair until fairly recently. I don't like it. Trimming if it's out of control, OK, but Barbie-doll, no.

If only dese wimmins realized that the shaved beaver is a pedo turn-on, since it imitates the appearance of the prepubescent pubic mound . . .

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Nov 23, 3:35pm