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richwicks
2021 Nov 22, 12:41pm
richwicks
2021 Nov 22, 12:41pm
Karloff says
My sister built a terrarium back when I was a kid. I know it went on for longer than a year.
They aren't that unusual or difficult to make.
You can make a pretty simple terrarium - just fill a glass jug with seawater and some sand. You'll be surprised what springs up. It will reach equilibrium or die off entirely. If you get any large creatures in it by accident, when it dies, it's quite likely to radically change the environment.
I'm a bit leary on that as well. My experience says it would just rot.
My sister built a terrarium back when I was a kid. I know it went on for longer than a year.
They aren't that unusual or difficult to make.
You can make a pretty simple terrarium - just fill a glass jug with seawater and some sand. You'll be surprised what springs up. It will reach equilibrium or die off entirely. If you get any large creatures in it by accident, when it dies, it's quite likely to radically change the environment.
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Ceffer
2021 Nov 22, 12:51pm
Ceffer
2021 Nov 22, 12:51pm
When you need a weed whacker to find the beef. In the olden days, did they even need rags for their periods, or did they just wring out their bush?
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richwicks
2021 Nov 22, 2:27pm
richwicks
2021 Nov 22, 2:27pm
Ceffer says
It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.
When you need a weed whacker to find the beef. In the olden days, did they even need rags for their periods, or did they just wring out their bush?
It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.
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HeadSet
2021 Nov 22, 6:13pm
HeadSet
2021 Nov 22, 6:13pm
richwicks says
Yes, just like a lot of women do not like beards on men.
It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.
Yes, just like a lot of women do not like beards on men.
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Onvacation
2021 Nov 23, 6:49am
Onvacation
2021 Nov 23, 6:49am
richwicks says
She looks stinky, offensively stinky.
It doesn't offend anybody. It's just not attractive to a large segment of the male population.
She looks stinky, offensively stinky.
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Ceffer
2021 Nov 23, 10:11am
Ceffer
2021 Nov 23, 10:11am
We always used to laugh at those old European 'barbarian' movies on TV, because when the women 'barbarians' would raise their arms, they would show massive pit hair. It was a thing that was routine in Europe, if it isn't still.
I had a Danish girl friend for a while, and she didn't shave her arm pits. She was a bit musky, but I got used to it.
I had a Danish girl friend for a while, and she didn't shave her arm pits. She was a bit musky, but I got used to it.
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Patrick
2021 Nov 23, 10:16am
Patrick
2021 Nov 23, 10:16am
I believe the American custom of women shaving under their arms has come to Europe.
It's also true that American women did not shave their pubic hair until fairly recently. I don't like it. Trimming if it's out of control, OK, but Barbie-doll, no.
It's also true that American women did not shave their pubic hair until fairly recently. I don't like it. Trimming if it's out of control, OK, but Barbie-doll, no.
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stereotomy
2021 Nov 23, 10:23am
stereotomy
2021 Nov 23, 10:23am
Patrick says
If only dese wimmins realized that the shaved beaver is a pedo turn-on, since it imitates the appearance of the prepubescent pubic mound . . .
It's also true that American women did not shave their pubic hair until fairly recently. I don't like it. Trimming if it's out of control, OK, but Barbie-doll, no.
If only dese wimmins realized that the shaved beaver is a pedo turn-on, since it imitates the appearance of the prepubescent pubic mound . . .
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Patrick
2021 Nov 26, 1:50pm
Patrick
2021 Nov 26, 1:50pm
Lol, there was a gay bar in Chicago called "The Manhole".
I have to admit that gays generally do at least have a sense of humor.
I have to admit that gays generally do at least have a sense of humor.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 26, 3:42pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 26, 3:42pm
Bd6r says
LOL I had to look up Stanchion, I thought it was some obscure body secretion.
Now I know what rope poles are called LOL.
LOL I had to look up Stanchion, I thought it was some obscure body secretion.
Now I know what rope poles are called LOL.
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RWSGFY
2021 Nov 26, 4:48pm
RWSGFY
2021 Nov 26, 4:48pm
Tenpoundbass says
Should've learned that from JANUARY 6TH DEADLY INSURRECTION. Lecterns and stanchions!
Bd6r says
LOL I had to look up Stanchion, I thought it was some obscure body secretion.
Now I know what rope poles are called LOL.
Should've learned that from JANUARY 6TH DEADLY INSURRECTION. Lecterns and stanchions!
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 27, 7:56am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 27, 7:56am
HeadSet says
The people that said they were taking the shot when it became available, all seemed to have the same talking point.
"I did my own research and I determined the ______ vaccine is the safest. "
I don't get it. It seems to be implying that only the uninformed people live.
The people that said they were taking the shot when it became available, all seemed to have the same talking point.
"I did my own research and I determined the ______ vaccine is the safest. "
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richwicks
2021 Nov 27, 4:02pm
richwicks
2021 Nov 27, 4:02pm
HeadSet says
Think in terms of "the left". That represents somebody that didn't believe the mainstream narrative.
The left CAN meme (sometimes), but it's rare they can.
I don't get it. It seems to be implying that only the uninformed people live.
Think in terms of "the left". That represents somebody that didn't believe the mainstream narrative.
The left CAN meme (sometimes), but it's rare they can.
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Karloff
2021 Nov 27, 10:55pm
Karloff
2021 Nov 27, 10:55pm
That tombstone joke isn't particularly funny because it's too generic. You could put anything on there and it "works".
"I believed big pharma"
"I trusted natural immunity"
"Got my second shot"
"Ate at Arby's"
..etc.
"I believed big pharma"
"I trusted natural immunity"
"Got my second shot"
"Ate at Arby's"
..etc.
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richwicks
2021 Nov 28, 4:03pm
richwicks
2021 Nov 28, 4:03pm
Karloff says
Sure it can be applied in nearly any way, the fact is, somebody on the left managed to make a joke that made me chuckle.
I think they were wrong in their opinion, but that doesn't bother me. I can laugh at the dogmatism of anybody, even somebody who is apparently "on the other side". There's no left/right and there's not been a ton of people dying from refusing to get the vaccination as far as I can tell. Really, not many people have died of the disease.
That tombstone joke isn't particularly funny because it's too generic. You could put anything on there and it "works".
"I believed big pharma"
"I trusted natural immunity"
"Got my second shot"
"Ate at Arby's"
..etc.
Sure it can be applied in nearly any way, the fact is, somebody on the left managed to make a joke that made me chuckle.
I think they were wrong in their opinion, but that doesn't bother me. I can laugh at the dogmatism of anybody, even somebody who is apparently "on the other side". There's no left/right and there's not been a ton of people dying from refusing to get the vaccination as far as I can tell. Really, not many people have died of the disease.
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