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Patrick
2022 Jan 5, 3:18pm
Patrick
2022 Jan 5, 3:18pm
I heard this limerick from my high school band teacher, back when you could say such things:
There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missing one tit and smelled like shit,
but think of the money he saved!
There once was a hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave.
She was missing one tit and smelled like shit,
but think of the money he saved!
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Patrick
2022 Jan 6, 1:12pm
Patrick
2022 Jan 6, 1:12pm
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1478750708388278275?source=patrick.net
Scientists have taught a goldfish how to drive a motorized vehicle so there's one more thing to worry about
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 9:58am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 11, 9:58am
How dare they question the noble, savage intellect. Maybe it's just a really, really good first page. He hasn't been holding the book upside down yet.:
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Patrick
2022 Jan 13, 8:27pm
Patrick
2022 Jan 13, 8:27pm
https://notthebee.com/article/an-uber-rider-was-stuck-on-i-95-in-virginia-last-week-for-9-hours-and-then-got-a-600-bill-for-his-ride?source=patrick.net
An Uber rider was stuck on I-95 in Virginia last week for 9 hours and then got a $600 bill for his ride 😦
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 15, 5:52pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 15, 5:52pm
A sign of mechanized progress: a washer/dryer that lose only matched pairs of socks rather than just one of a matched pair.Ceffer says
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Patrick
2022 Jan 19, 7:17am
Patrick
2022 Jan 19, 7:17am
https://notthebee.com/article/watch-this-dude-in-socal-ride-abandoned-railroads-on-a-homemade-railcar?source=patrick.net
Watch this dude ride abandoned SoCal railroads on a homemade railcart
Watch this dude ride abandoned SoCal railroads on a homemade railcart
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 20, 11:06am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 20, 11:06am
Patrick says
LOL! The commentator says the railcart is a good to escape California when all the U hauls are taken. You can bypass all of the border stations pulling you out of your car to force the vax on you, too, while you are trying to escape.
Watch this dude ride abandoned SoCal railroads on a homemade railcart
LOL! The commentator says the railcart is a good to escape California when all the U hauls are taken. You can bypass all of the border stations pulling you out of your car to force the vax on you, too, while you are trying to escape.
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