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zzyzzx says

Yet, homosexuality is "not natural". Nope, it occurs no where in nature.

Mortal Combat Puppy Edition
http://www.youtube.com/embed/7z0DIBAZ8zU

The puppy's finishing move is a fart.

Ceffer says

Bubbabear says

She's burping after swallowing a sumo wrestler.

How did you get a copy of my picture? That's for me and my sweetie - and a wide lens camera - to enjoy.

elliemae says

How did you get a copy of my picture? That's for me and my sweetie - and a wide lens camera - to enjoy.

Now Ellie, we know that's not you, there is no snorkeling gear.

Hey z how about some tautological pics?

zzyzzx says

The repercussion was that every tan cat within a 30 mile radius was kidnapped.

mmmarvel says

Good cartoon. More subtle than it seems. Although I would have preferred if Lucy's part was spoken by Linus and Linus' part was spoken by Lucy.

marcus says

Although I would have preferred if Lucy's part was spoken by Linus and Linus' part was spoken by Lucy.

She's not Hot it wouldn't work.

It is hard to top the hubris of a "public servant."

The look on the lady in red's face, is priceless.
And her suspicions are correct.

Any idea where this is?

indigenous says

It is hard to top the hubris of a "public servant."

Hey, if Einstein hadn't been goofing off at the Swiss Patent Department, we wouldn't have the Theory of Relativity.

You equate the theory of relativity to playing solitare while people wait in a long line?

indigenous says

You equate the theory of relativity to playing solitare while people wait in a long line?

Uh, yeah, The Theory of Relativity is kind of a big deal compared to crappy customer service.