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5101   HeadSet   2022 Aug 14, 7:14pm  

Booger says



Literally - Drive Humps. German has fun with their similar word for drive - Fahren. "Ausfahrt Verbotten" comes to mind.
5102   Ceffer   2022 Aug 17, 10:45am  

The more I learn, the more I feel I'm not getting anywhere.
5104   Onvacation   2022 Aug 17, 2:12pm  

Patrick says







Actually, black on yellow is just a warning. Black on white is law.
5105   Onvacation   2022 Aug 17, 4:29pm  

Onvacation says

Actually, black on yellow is just a warning. Black on white is law.

I've been to traffic school a lot. One time I got to keep my ticket off my record by taking a red cross CPR class.
5106   Patrick   2022 Aug 17, 4:36pm  

I had to go once when I got two speeding tickets in a few months.

The first one was for going 74 in a 65 zone.

The second was because I was being tailgated by an unmarked white van and sped up to get away from it. The white van was actually tracking my speed for the police, something they do as an alternative to using radar.

Traffic school was really punishment, not school.
5113   Patrick   2022 Aug 19, 1:01pm  

That pound of platinum is worth about $14,400 at the moment.
5114   cisTits   2022 Aug 19, 1:46pm  

Patrick says

That pound of platinum is worth about $14,400 at the moment.


Say. One person can't do it alone. And we could get electrocuted. So we'd need at least three people? One who knows his shit around that thing in order for us to quickly strip out that platinum?
5115   Patrick   2022 Aug 19, 1:59pm  

I think they would notice the loss of a 5G tower pretty damn quickly and have someone there within minutes.

It's a fun dream though.
5116   richwicks   2022 Aug 19, 2:11pm  

ZipperTits says

Patrick says


That pound of platinum is worth about $14,400 at the moment.


Say. One person can't do it alone. And we could get electrocuted. So we'd need at least three people? One who knows his shit around that thing in order for us to quickly strip out that platinum?


I'm a bit suspicious as to why platinum would be in an antennae, especially a pound of the stuff. Gold is used in electronics, but only very small amounts.
5117   HeadSet   2022 Aug 19, 2:59pm  

Bd6r says



I am pretty sure that is a joke. What use is platinum in an antenna? Also, 5 pounds of copper? Doubtful. I am familiar with broadcast antennas in the VHF and UHF range and they are either hollow metal with loops or a thin strand of staggered metal filament in a fiberglass rod. I do not think gig range has a significantly different tech. Maybe the copper is the wires leading from the base of the tower to the antennas at the top.

The joke being to risk your neck to climb a live tower with a saw, just like saying the bowls in the lion's cage at the zoo are solid gold.
5119   1337irr   2022 Aug 20, 1:57pm  

Patrick says

I think they would notice the loss of a 5G tower pretty damn quickly and have someone there within minutes.

It's a fun dream though.

You would be surprise....
5121   Ceffer   2022 Aug 22, 1:33am  

Now, that's some dirty pool.
5122   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 22, 11:11am  

Bd6r says




Much easier to get shitload of copper from EV charging cables. The cat converters thiefs are already moving on to this greener pasture.
5125   Ceffer   2022 Aug 24, 8:06pm  

One of Rin's rejects. The good news is, it just needed to be hosed down and still works fine.
https://t.me/DH_newz/1234
5127   Onvacation   2022 Aug 26, 9:44pm  

"I thought feminists were just frumpy dykes"
5128   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:46pm  

HeadSet says

I am pretty sure that is a joke. What use is platinum in an antenna?

A joke. Cu yes, Pt probably no.
5129   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:46pm  

5130   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:47pm  

5131   Bd6r   2022 Aug 27, 1:48pm  

Old but good and funny:

5132   Ceffer   2022 Aug 27, 1:58pm  

Bd6r says

Old but good and funny

It does seem quite common when the thugs have the tables turned, they show remarkably cowardly and childish whimpering behavior when they feel pain in return.
5133   GNL   2022 Aug 27, 2:14pm  

Bd6r says



I do not doubt this one bit.

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