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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

There's definitely somebody home in each one of them. So now we're just about the only meat eaters I know who don't eat chicken.

Nothing worse than a chicken with borderline personality on a crying jag.

"Make that dick about Michelle Obama size."
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richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Onvacation says

richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Haha, it was relatively easy to construct the series of tubes, surprisingly..

Onvacation says

richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Did Bill Clinton approve of the use of his invention to guarantee porno portals?

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

richwicks says

I worked on the early Internet

What was it like working with Al Gore?

Did Bill Clinton approve of the use of his invention to guarantee porno portals?

Seriously, I used to like Clinton. Over time, I came to realize he was nothing but a rapist, a drug runner, a criminal, and his wife, a piece of shit just as horrible as he was.

The purpose of this communication device is education first. I was very shocked to see George W. Bush able to lie us into a war in Iraq, thought it was a failure then, but I was on this communication device in 1989. I was basically 10 years ahead of the times.

I was very pleased to see a carnival barker like Trump win the presidency over that filthy Neocon fuck Hillary Clinton. I gave up too soon, and now I'm going back into it.

You really really honestly can't appreciate the power you all have. This site will fit on a $20 SD Card, the entire thing. You can run it on your home system, on a 10 watt $75 computer called a raspberry pi. That little TOY is more powerful than the MAINFRAME I started out with.

Our last mission is to distribute this power. A website shouldn't require registration, and a server at god knows where, it should be a box, you plop down next to a router, and turn on. It should be that fucking simple. It will consume 5 watts, nothing.

This communication device can allow voice, video, file sharing, data collection, general communication, everything. It can replace phones, television, film theaters, everything. We can replace public education here. Not only replace, but VASTLY improve.

On a TOY I can do nuclear bomb simulation now. I never saw this as a possibility in my lifetime as a junior engineer, but we're at the point where I thought we'd be when I was 100. You really have no concept, and can't understand, what your simple, machine can do today. Software is lagging WELL behind hardware. That is FAR from being impossible to fix.

Patrick says

I wonder how that would fly at my local Starbucks?

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one

DD214 says

OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?

Because if you do, you're INSANE.

About 50% of the population are women. Their levels of insanity vary.

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/buitengebieden/status/1594280287642521602

When nothing in life makes sense, embrace the senseless.
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DD214 says

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one

This is hilarious and spot on.

I grew up very close to one of the two Bay Area towns that many refer to as “Little Manila”

a.) Hercules, CA
b.) Daly City, CA

For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well

DD214 says

For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well

I had this same problem in western Ireland. It often takes a while before you can tell if someone is speaking Irish Gaelic, which has zero overlap with English, or speaking English with a heavy Irish accent.

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Ceffer says

Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Paul, be careful!
You’ll fall in the swimming pool

Paul, be care Paul!
You’ll Paul in the swimming Paul

Ceffer says

Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.

A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".

Ceffer says

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes