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richwicks
2022 Nov 22, 8:25pm
richwicks
2022 Nov 22, 8:25pm
DD214 says
OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?
Because if you do, you're INSANE.
OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?
Because if you do, you're INSANE.
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Misc
2022 Nov 22, 11:23pm
About 50% of the population are women. Their levels of insanity vary.
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 23, 1:54am
Ceffer
2022 Nov 23, 1:54am
When nothing in life makes sense, embrace the senseless.
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https://t.me/DH_new/1793
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BayArea
2022 Nov 23, 6:01am
BayArea
2022 Nov 23, 6:01am
DD214 says
This is hilarious and spot on.
I grew up very close to one of the two Bay Area towns that many refer to as “Little Manila”
a.) Hercules, CA
b.) Daly City, CA
If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one
This is hilarious and spot on.
I grew up very close to one of the two Bay Area towns that many refer to as “Little Manila”
a.) Hercules, CA
b.) Daly City, CA
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Patrick
2022 Nov 23, 11:04am
Patrick
2022 Nov 23, 11:04am
DD214 says
I had this same problem in western Ireland. It often takes a while before you can tell if someone is speaking Irish Gaelic, which has zero overlap with English, or speaking English with a heavy Irish accent.
For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well
I had this same problem in western Ireland. It often takes a while before you can tell if someone is speaking Irish Gaelic, which has zero overlap with English, or speaking English with a heavy Irish accent.
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 23, 11:34am
Ceffer
2022 Nov 23, 11:34am
Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
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BayArea
2022 Nov 23, 12:40pm
BayArea
2022 Nov 23, 12:40pm
Ceffer says
Paul, be careful!
You’ll fall in the swimming pool
Paul, be care Paul!
You’ll Paul in the swimming Paul
Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
Paul, be careful!
You’ll fall in the swimming pool
Paul, be care Paul!
You’ll Paul in the swimming Paul
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Patrick
2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm
Ceffer says
Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.
A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.
A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
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ElYorsh
2022 Nov 23, 5:20pm
Ceffer says
Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes
Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 23, 6:23pm
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 23, 6:23pm
richwicks says
Side to side to get rid of the over burden first, then back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?
Side to side to get rid of the over burden first, then back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
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DD214
2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm
Tenpoundbass says
I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
hen back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 24, 2:33pm
Tenpoundbass
2022 Nov 24, 2:33pm
DD214 says
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When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
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When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
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DD214
2022 Nov 25, 10:24am
Tenpoundbass says
Got it, at first I thought you had a independent 3rd party inspecting the exit point with each trip to the toilet.
It also pays to be able to distinguish to some degree what blood you are looking at it. Not all of it is cause for alarm.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding
When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
Got it, at first I thought you had a independent 3rd party inspecting the exit point with each trip to the toilet.
It also pays to be able to distinguish to some degree what blood you are looking at it. Not all of it is cause for alarm.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 25, 11:38am
Ceffer
2022 Nov 25, 11:38am
The cell phone lived a long, happy life back in the comforts of mother ocean, but sharks and the fishies were shocked, I tell you, shocked by the sinful selfys.
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