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I'm in a bad place right now.

Not mentally, just California.

There's a bear?

Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.

rocketjoe79 says

There's a bear?

Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.

rocketjoe79 says

There's a bear?

Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.

Not Russia because no vodka.

I once saw a bunch of seagulls and pigeons milling around together eating bread crumbs some people were throwing to them. Suddenly one of the seagulls grabbed a pigeon by the neck, killed it, and started eating it; horrifying but fascinating.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/

Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.

I once said to an older woman “permitame (allow me) introducirme,” thinking of the English verb introduce. In Spanish, introducirme literally means “to insert myself.” You can imagine her shocked expression.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/

Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.

someone recently asked me what my views were on porn & i said i dunno, like a couple of million? i’ve been watching for a long time.

I'm actually studying Spanish intensely for a few weeks, because I'm going to go check out Mexico City with the wife.