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5390   Ceffer   2023 Feb 1, 7:35am  

I thought they all had to go down to get and keep their jobs.
Patrick says





5392   Onvacation   2023 Feb 1, 2:20pm  

I once saw a bunch of seagulls and pigeons milling around together eating bread crumbs some people were throwing to them. Suddenly one of the seagulls grabbed a pigeon by the neck, killed it, and started eating it; horrifying but fascinating.

That cat is plotting revenge.
5393   Patrick   2023 Feb 1, 2:52pm  

Onvacation says

I once saw a bunch of seagulls and pigeons milling around together eating bread crumbs some people were throwing to them. Suddenly one of the seagulls grabbed a pigeon by the neck, killed it, and started eating it; horrifying but fascinating.


Twice in San Francisco I saw seagulls trying to eat pigeons. One pigeon got away, but the other flew into a window, fell down, and the seagull pecked it to death, ripped its guts out, and ate them. Rough neighborhood.
5395   Ceffer   2023 Feb 1, 5:30pm  

Sharpton isn't a race baiter, he's a race blackmailer and extortionist. It takes big bucks to keep that hand off the big red riot button. He's probably mad at BLM for stealing his thunder.
5396   RWSGFY   2023 Feb 1, 8:00pm  

Patrick says






Did he personally check?
5397   Patrick   2023 Feb 1, 10:45pm  

https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/

Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.
5398   richwicks   2023 Feb 1, 11:41pm  

Patrick says


https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/

Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.


Bizarre. Imagine killing somebody you don't even know just for your own self-interest. What a psychopath. What an utterly unimaginable situation for me.
5399   Patrick   2023 Feb 3, 11:14pm  


I once said to an older woman “permitame (allow me) introducirme,” thinking of the English verb introduce. In Spanish, introducirme literally means “to insert myself.” You can imagine her shocked expression.


I'm actually studying Spanish intensely for a few weeks, because I'm going to go check out Mexico City with the wife.
5400   Tenpoundbass   2023 Feb 4, 6:48am  

Patrick says

https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/

Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.


That girl and her accomplice are dumber than a bag of hammers, if they didn't think about the autopsy angle.
This is why Netflix is bad, every plot is stupid shit like this, and people are starting believe the story plot lines can be real.
5404   Patrick   2023 Feb 4, 3:24pm  

Patrick says


someone recently asked me what my views were on porn & i said i dunno, like a couple of million? i’ve been watching for a long time.



Had to make that into a meme:


5405   Onvacation   2023 Feb 4, 4:28pm  

Patrick says


I'm actually studying Spanish intensely for a few weeks, because I'm going to go check out Mexico City with the wife.

We just went there last summer. Don't miss Teotihuacan or the Anthropology museum.

The subways are safe, at least during normal hours on the tourist lines. Food is delicious. Even the locals strictly drink bottled water. Don't even brush your teeth with the tap water.

I can order food in Spanish but that's about it. My fluent wife was a big help but there are many People that are happy to practice their English to help you with directions.

Have fun, we did.


5406   Patrick   2023 Feb 4, 4:54pm  

Thanks @Onvacation

I'll make a new thread out of your comment because others probably also have some good advice:

https://patrick.net/post/1378475/2023-02-05-patrick-going-to-mexico-city-advice
5407   mell   2023 Feb 4, 8:35pm  



5409   HeadSet   2023 Feb 5, 6:16pm  

Well, you know the old joke on why they wandered for 40 years - somebody dropped a quarter.
5410   Bd6r   2023 Feb 5, 7:51pm  

HeadSet says

Well, you know the old joke on why they wandered for 40 years - somebody dropped a quarter.

Or that they came to only place in Middle East that does not have oil
5417   richwicks   2023 Feb 6, 12:51am  

Bd6r says


HeadSet says


Well, you know the old joke on why they wandered for 40 years - somebody dropped a quarter.

Or that they came to only place in Middle East that does not have oil



Israel has oil - now that they have seized control of the Golan Heights:

https://www.oilandgas360.com/genie-energy-confirms-350-meters-of-net-pay-in-golan-heights-discovery/

Did you think the US went to war against Syria over a civil war, that the US has been funding? When the US goes to war in the Middle East, it's to steal energy resources and to advantage Israel. Here's who is on the strategic advisory board of Genie Energy:

https://governamerica.com/documents/genie-energy/

Genie Energy is an "American" (really Israeli) company that is mining the oil resources of the Golan Heights, the Syrian property that Israel is illegally occupying.

See any evil Neocon scum in that list that lied us into the war into Iraq, or propagandists, intelligence operatives, or banking moguls? The rest are just fucking dick sucker "politicians".

It's not about money, it's about power and control. For the servants, it's about money.
5419   HeadSet   2023 Feb 6, 8:47am  

Horses have built in fear of anything that looks like a cattle guard. That is why painted white stripes on the exit road is enough to keep horses in a field.
5420   Patrick   2023 Feb 6, 10:36am  

richwicks says

It's not about money, it's about power and control. For the servants, it's about money.


They are really the same thing. Money gives the power to make other people do things.

When Saddam was trying to flee US forces, he had semi-trailers loaded with $100 bills going with him. He converted his political power into money, just another form.
5422   HeadSet   2023 Feb 6, 8:07pm  

Just pity the hired help that must do that for her.
5423   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2023 Feb 6, 8:09pm  

HeadSet says

Just pity the hired help that must do that for her.


She eats the once who don't do a good job
5424   richwicks   2023 Feb 6, 10:19pm  

Patrick says


richwicks says


It's not about money, it's about power and control. For the servants, it's about money.


They are really the same thing. Money gives the power to make other people do things.



No, power is money, but money isn't power. Our central bank, the Federal Reserve, can create as much fucking money as they want, to buy anything they want. Politicians, farmland, wars, assassinations, anything. Anything at all. They aren't rich, they are infinitely rich. They can create 1 trillion dollars in seconds. That's power.

Patrick says


richwicks says

When Saddam was trying to flee US forces, he had semi-trailers loaded with $100 bills going with him. He converted his political power into money, just another form.


Hussein was a dumb underlying.

He had no real power. The Federal Reserve created the money necessary to murder him just as they created the money, to put him in power in the late 1970's because he was an enemy of the religious radicals that took over Iran, in 1979, as a result of the US overthrowing Iran's previous government in 1953 in Operation Ajax, which the Federal Reserve ALSO paid for.

The Federal Reserve are our true rulers. We can subvert them, just buy all the non perishable commodities on the planet. They sell them after all, they have to in order to retain any legitimacy.

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