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zzyzzx: That cat trap one is seriously funny.

What would you change your names to ?

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Pat Medoun

I have several different animal varieties that I'll sell for less. Hell, I'll pay ya to take it away!

WHY WE QUESTION AUTHORITY ?

With the breakup lines - the classic "It's not you, it's me..." wasn't there.

There's an immigrant grocer here in SoFla called Bravo, I chuckle every time I pass by their Fish display. They have "Hole Shrimp" for sale.

Those Break up lines translations aren't funny they are the truth.

Santorum looks like he has the matter well in-hand

lol

Imagine if they had won !

How long til we see those prices ?

I'm sure that we can make good use of this one:

Ah, classic Buffy from the season 4 episode 10 Hush where no one could speak through most of the story.

Dan8267 says

Ah, classic Buffy from the season 4 episode 10 Hush where no one could speak through most of the story.

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If watching a young, hot Sarah Michelle Gellar makes you less of a man, I'm still okay with owning the complete DVD series.

However, Vicente, if your taste leans more towards Angel and Spike, that's OK too. Not my pick, but I'm not one to judge.

Just razzing you. I had a thing for Buffy in the earlier seasons.

Hush, Dead Things, Once More with Feeling. Yep, guilty.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bzr7JSUIIQE

Although my true crush was Charisma Carpenter, what a wonderful bitch she was I miss her!

shhhhhhhhhhh! I'm looking at pics of half-naked men! give me a moment!

elliemae says

shhhhhhhhhhh! I'm looking at pics of half-naked men! give me a moment!

Does that shaved-chest look really do it for straight chicks? I never get that.

Vicente says

Does that shaved-chest look really do it for straight chicks? I never get that.

I think I can explain that.

And that's why women today prefer the shaved-chest look.

Dan8267 says

I think I can explain that.

Hey now, don't be dissing the Hedgehog. The man's a legend!

I don't grok adults in LUST with "waif" young girls, or smooth guys, always smacked of pedophelia to me. To each their own.....

I didn't even notice the hair/no hair. They're dreamy!

Used to be I'd walk into a bar and all the guys would look at me and check me out.

Now I walk into a bar, and all the guys look to see if I brought my daughter...

Vicente says

Although my true crush was Charisma Carpenter, what a wonderful bitch she was I miss her!

Charisma was a total hottie, but I liked her character more when she was a shallow bitch. She was completely honest, shallow yes, but honest.

Why you don't take your kids to see the monkeys at the zoo.

That monkey reminds me of Cloud for some reason...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, monkeys!

elliemae says

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, monkeys!

I have tracked down Elliemae !!!

TMAC54 says

I have tracked down Elliemae !!!

The "D" is backward. Duh.

Ouch!

Hey Vicente, Did you mean ?

TMAC54 says

Hey Vicente, Did you mean ?

How much invested ? How much back ? What's the risk ?

Barbi Benton? You're related to Dennis Miller. The semi-obscure pop reference fetish gives it away.

Hey, I forget, is subliminal advertising forbidden here?