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5400   Tenpoundbass   2023 Feb 4, 6:48am  

Patrick says

https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/

Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.


That girl and her accomplice are dumber than a bag of hammers, if they didn't think about the autopsy angle.
This is why Netflix is bad, every plot is stupid shit like this, and people are starting believe the story plot lines can be real.
5404   Patrick   2023 Feb 4, 3:24pm  

Patrick says


someone recently asked me what my views were on porn & i said i dunno, like a couple of million? i’ve been watching for a long time.



Had to make that into a meme:


5405   Onvacation   2023 Feb 4, 4:28pm  

Patrick says


I'm actually studying Spanish intensely for a few weeks, because I'm going to go check out Mexico City with the wife.

We just went there last summer. Don't miss Teotihuacan or the Anthropology museum.

The subways are safe, at least during normal hours on the tourist lines. Food is delicious. Even the locals strictly drink bottled water. Don't even brush your teeth with the tap water.

I can order food in Spanish but that's about it. My fluent wife was a big help but there are many People that are happy to practice their English to help you with directions.

Have fun, we did.


5406   Patrick   2023 Feb 4, 4:54pm  

Thanks @Onvacation

I'll make a new thread out of your comment because others probably also have some good advice:

https://patrick.net/post/1378475/2023-02-05-patrick-going-to-mexico-city-advice
5407   mell   2023 Feb 4, 8:35pm  



5409   HeadSet   2023 Feb 5, 6:16pm  

Well, you know the old joke on why they wandered for 40 years - somebody dropped a quarter.
5410   Bd6r   2023 Feb 5, 7:51pm  

HeadSet says

Well, you know the old joke on why they wandered for 40 years - somebody dropped a quarter.

Or that they came to only place in Middle East that does not have oil
5417   richwicks   2023 Feb 6, 12:51am  

Bd6r says


HeadSet says


Well, you know the old joke on why they wandered for 40 years - somebody dropped a quarter.

Or that they came to only place in Middle East that does not have oil



Israel has oil - now that they have seized control of the Golan Heights:

https://www.oilandgas360.com/genie-energy-confirms-350-meters-of-net-pay-in-golan-heights-discovery/

Did you think the US went to war against Syria over a civil war, that the US has been funding? When the US goes to war in the Middle East, it's to steal energy resources and to advantage Israel. Here's who is on the strategic advisory board of Genie Energy:

https://governamerica.com/documents/genie-energy/

Genie Energy is an "American" (really Israeli) company that is mining the oil resources of the Golan Heights, the Syrian property that Israel is illegally occupying.

See any evil Neocon scum in that list that lied us into the war into Iraq, or propagandists, intelligence operatives, or banking moguls? The rest are just fucking dick sucker "politicians".

It's not about money, it's about power and control. For the servants, it's about money.
5419   HeadSet   2023 Feb 6, 8:47am  

Horses have built in fear of anything that looks like a cattle guard. That is why painted white stripes on the exit road is enough to keep horses in a field.
5420   Patrick   2023 Feb 6, 10:36am  

richwicks says

It's not about money, it's about power and control. For the servants, it's about money.


They are really the same thing. Money gives the power to make other people do things.

When Saddam was trying to flee US forces, he had semi-trailers loaded with $100 bills going with him. He converted his political power into money, just another form.
5422   HeadSet   2023 Feb 6, 8:07pm  

Just pity the hired help that must do that for her.
5423   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2023 Feb 6, 8:09pm  

HeadSet says

Just pity the hired help that must do that for her.


She eats the once who don't do a good job
5424   richwicks   2023 Feb 6, 10:19pm  

Patrick says


richwicks says


It's not about money, it's about power and control. For the servants, it's about money.


They are really the same thing. Money gives the power to make other people do things.



No, power is money, but money isn't power. Our central bank, the Federal Reserve, can create as much fucking money as they want, to buy anything they want. Politicians, farmland, wars, assassinations, anything. Anything at all. They aren't rich, they are infinitely rich. They can create 1 trillion dollars in seconds. That's power.

Patrick says


richwicks says

When Saddam was trying to flee US forces, he had semi-trailers loaded with $100 bills going with him. He converted his political power into money, just another form.


Hussein was a dumb underlying.

He had no real power. The Federal Reserve created the money necessary to murder him just as they created the money, to put him in power in the late 1970's because he was an enemy of the religious radicals that took over Iran, in 1979, as a result of the US overthrowing Iran's previous government in 1953 in Operation Ajax, which the Federal Reserve ALSO paid for.

The Federal Reserve are our true rulers. We can subvert them, just buy all the non perishable commodities on the planet. They sell them after all, they have to in order to retain any legitimacy.
5426   stereotomy   2023 Feb 7, 12:00pm  

Patrick says






That bitch looks like she has a heart-shaped ass.

"Have you had a chick with a heart-shaped ass? Man, you haven't lived until you've had a chick with a heart-shaped ass." Mickey in 9 1/2 weeks.
5431   richwicks   2023 Feb 9, 4:03pm  

cisTits says


Patrick says







Moon landings were in the 80s?


I think the point is that faking the moon landings would be pretty fucking hard with late 1960's technology.

The videos and the photographs have been around forever. On top of that, a lot of stuff was left behind, it's not like they returned the moon buggies for example, they are still there. So are human bags of shit, literally.

In order to have falsified the moon landing, it would have taken an ENORMOUS amount of cooperation between Europe, then Russia, and now China and India. The sites can be (relatively) trivially inspected at this point. Although Space 1999 seemed plausible at the time in terms of special effects (they just sped up the camera to depict low gravity), they don't today - just speed up the video to 2x and they are just walking around.

That was high tech in 1971.

We've not had a film yet that realistically depicts low gravity. The Martian was obviously just recorded in Earth gravity. Depicting 1/3rd gravity would have been difficult, and expensive. Weightlessness isn't so hard today, with modern CGI and digital removal of wires. To do the same in 1969 would have required a team of special effects people, and even then, it wouldn't have stood the test of time.

2001 was done by Kubrick, but even HE didn't try to film low earth gravity. The rotating space station would have only produced about 1/6th gravity in the station, the centrifuge in the discovery wouldn't be anywhere close to 1G, the moon base was done in normal earth gravity. Kubrick didn't even try, and he didn't go that good of a job of depicting 0 G either. It was an amazing film for it's time, and even stands up today but there's no real films that really try to get it right, even now.
5432   Patrick   2023 Feb 9, 5:31pm  

richwicks says

human bags of shit


We have quite a few of those on earth too, like Fauci, Collins, Bourla, Bancel, and the whole Biden crime family.
5433   richwicks   2023 Feb 9, 6:30pm  

Patrick says

richwicks says


human bags of shit


We have quite a few of those on earth too, like Fauci, Collins, Bourla, Bancel, and the whole Biden crime family.


Well, sure, but nothing remarkable about them. Human bags of shit on the moon is actually kind of interesting. Would be interesting to inspect what's left after 50+ years.
5439   Tenpoundbass   2023 Feb 11, 8:08am  

That's some shit one of my wee ones would have me do. While the other one yells, my turn! My Turn! Only to run away when I turn to him.

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