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Patrick
2023 Jan 23, 11:13pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 23, 11:13pm
Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Jan 24, 6:10am
Patrick says
captain we can’t chat with aliens, they are on version 34580086 which is incompatible with our zoom version 74000000.34. captain: bring in the it guys… wtf why are there no IT guys here?
Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.
captain we can’t chat with aliens, they are on version 34580086 which is incompatible with our zoom version 74000000.34. captain: bring in the it guys… wtf why are there no IT guys here?
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Patrick
2023 Jan 25, 10:44am
Patrick
2023 Jan 25, 10:44am
https://twitter.com/Trollstoy88/status/1617084067706437632?ref_src=patrick.net
I have a hard time keeping my eyes on the bear.
I have a hard time keeping my eyes on the bear.
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rocketjoe79
2023 Jan 27, 9:58am
rocketjoe79
2023 Jan 27, 9:58am
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Jan 27, 10:56am
rocketjoe79 says
we got bears in many states. could be Alaska.
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
we got bears in many states. could be Alaska.
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Eric Holder
2023 Jan 27, 7:53pm
Not Russia because no vodka.
Eric Holder
2023 Jan 27, 7:53pm
rocketjoe79 says
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
Not Russia because no vodka.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 27, 10:29pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 27, 10:29pm
Eric Holder says
I think the bear was wasted.
rocketjoe79 says
There's a bear?
Actually, this has to be Russia (or nearby.) Snow, trained bears, and hot chicks are all over the place.
Not Russia because no vodka.
I think the bear was wasted.
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Onvacation
2023 Feb 1, 2:20pm
Onvacation
2023 Feb 1, 2:20pm
I once saw a bunch of seagulls and pigeons milling around together eating bread crumbs some people were throwing to them. Suddenly one of the seagulls grabbed a pigeon by the neck, killed it, and started eating it; horrifying but fascinating.
That cat is plotting revenge.
That cat is plotting revenge.
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Patrick
2023 Feb 1, 2:52pm
Patrick
2023 Feb 1, 2:52pm
Onvacation says
Twice in San Francisco I saw seagulls trying to eat pigeons. One pigeon got away, but the other flew into a window, fell down, and the seagull pecked it to death, ripped its guts out, and ate them. Rough neighborhood.
I once saw a bunch of seagulls and pigeons milling around together eating bread crumbs some people were throwing to them. Suddenly one of the seagulls grabbed a pigeon by the neck, killed it, and started eating it; horrifying but fascinating.
Twice in San Francisco I saw seagulls trying to eat pigeons. One pigeon got away, but the other flew into a window, fell down, and the seagull pecked it to death, ripped its guts out, and ate them. Rough neighborhood.
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Ceffer
2023 Feb 1, 5:30pm
Ceffer
2023 Feb 1, 5:30pm
Sharpton isn't a race baiter, he's a race blackmailer and extortionist. It takes big bucks to keep that hand off the big red riot button. He's probably mad at BLM for stealing his thunder.
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Patrick
2023 Feb 1, 10:45pm
Patrick
2023 Feb 1, 10:45pm
https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/
Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.
Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.
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richwicks
2023 Feb 1, 11:41pm
richwicks
2023 Feb 1, 11:41pm
Patrick says
Bizarre. Imagine killing somebody you don't even know just for your own self-interest. What a psychopath. What an utterly unimaginable situation for me.
https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/
Not funny, just sick and bizarre. Didn't know what other thread to post it in.
Bizarre. Imagine killing somebody you don't even know just for your own self-interest. What a psychopath. What an utterly unimaginable situation for me.
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Patrick
2023 Feb 3, 11:14pm
I'm actually studying Spanish intensely for a few weeks, because I'm going to go check out Mexico City with the wife.
Patrick
2023 Feb 3, 11:14pm
I once said to an older woman “permitame (allow me) introducirme,” thinking of the English verb introduce. In Spanish, introducirme literally means “to insert myself.” You can imagine her shocked expression.
I'm actually studying Spanish intensely for a few weeks, because I'm going to go check out Mexico City with the wife.
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