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clambo says

The Japan cock festival is good; it shows they have the proper appreciation and respect for the thing that makes the world go 'round.

Some people think Patrick Henry actually said "Give me head, or give me death."

I thought it was pussy that makes the world go round? Maybe that’s the feminist agenda?

But not before checking out the x rated selfys.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/44683

Ceffer says

I love it!

I used to make tennis ball cannons out of soup cans with friends in high school.

RC2006 says

Wtf is that

The letters look like Cyrillic. So these must be the Soviets.

Grab your board!

Patrick says

I love it!

I used to make tennis ball cannons out of soup cans with friends in high school.

Same, hours of fun.

Patrick says

I used to make tennis ball cannons out of soup cans with friends in high school.

Using lighter fluid?

Yes, or aerosols.

Patrick says

Yes, or aerosols.

Cool, you made a propellant out of Covid-19!

OK, I'm pretty sure this one was not from the vaxx.

https://twitter.com/TexasLindsay/status/1646349687278977026?ref_src=patrick.net

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

A guy is having problems with his teeth, so he goes to the Dentist. The Dentist takes a look and say "I see the problem, I need to pull 3 of your teeth" and reaches for a syringe. The guy says "No no I'm scared to death of needles"
The Dentist says "Well, what about laughing gas? " The guy says "I can't, I'm too claustrophobic to have that mask over my face".
The Dentist says "What about pills ?"
The guy says "Oh that's fine, I can take pills".
So the Dentist reaches in a drawer, hands the man a pill and he takes it.
The guy says "What did you give me ? "
The Dentist says "Viagra"
He says "Why in hell would you give me Viagra ?"

The Dentist says "Well, in about half an hour when I start pulling them teeth, you're gonna need something to hold on to"

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!

Onvacation says

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!

I was pretty certain it was either MadTV or In Living Color. I confuse them because they were both pretty good an inventive back in the day. Anyhow, I'm wrong:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy's_Dad_Is_a_Fudge-Packer!

I recognize some people from either MadTV or In Living Color though. This was done as a film short, and wasn't even on television as far as I know.