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6309   Patrick   2023 Jul 30, 3:43pm  

1337irr says






The dealers are actually far better off than the programmers, because dealers don't pay income tax at all.
6310   Ceffer   2023 Jul 30, 6:44pm  

Drug dealing looks good on the outside, not so good for the long run reality. In the first place, your clients are scumbag drug addicts. They will sell you out for a dime bag. Your competition are murderous criminals. Life expectancy isn't great. That show 'The Wire' pretty much showed the politics of drug dealing and the limited life expectancy of the players. When you have ghetto mommas breeding the replacements, it is a meta stable scenario with replacements moving up in the ranks in pretty short generational cycles.

There were some YouTube videos a few years agoabout players and money launderers in the cocaine trade. The ones they interviewed pretty much stated they were the lucky ones because everybody they knew was dead. If they got out with their lives and a prison sentence, they were lucky.
6311   Blue   2023 Jul 30, 6:59pm  

Patrick says

The dealers are actually far better off than the programmers, because dealers don't pay income tax at all.

May be not, watched news on ABC long time ago, most of the dealers stay with their mothers as they can not afford to move out let alone can not afford daily meals! The only the very top guy make money but they are very few of them in the drug enterprise. One guy says one day, they would make the decent money when the commentator asked them, while hiding for all their life!
All of them must be a bunch of losers.
6312   Patrick   2023 Jul 30, 10:54pm  

I'm not recommending that life, just saying that $350K tax free is better than $350K taxed.
6314   Onvacation   2023 Jul 31, 3:45pm  

Link? Don't make me search the internet for "Pee Wee dies".
6315   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jul 31, 4:28pm  

pee wee died today. Now you can link this as your source.
6317   richwicks   2023 Jul 31, 5:26pm  

Ceffer says


Drug dealing looks good on the outside, not so good for the long run reality. In the first place, your clients are scumbag drug addicts.


You want to make money and have no compunction on how to make it?

Sell sex. Sell the most perverted weird fucking shit you can think of, because most people won't do it. CGI immersion with furries, furry dolls, hookups, bizarre inflatable sex dolls, sex toys that can't be remotely duplicated by any living thing, but you'll have to do some research, and, you'll have to be content by fucking up somebody for life.

You can sell CGI chats, being controlled by computer, with a beautiful AI generated woman, that is actually a 50 year old man, or just a machine.

That's the easiest way, but basically, you need to just turn your back on any sense of morality, to different degrees.

Here, built a private e2e communication system except it's not - sell all information to the intelligence agencies you collect. They won't pay? Fine, make it true e2e until they do. When they ask for information, ask for money. LOTS of money.

It's easy to make money, if you drastically exploit your consumers or lie to them in favor of your government.

Google, Facebook and Twitter do both. They lie to their customers about privacy, and they sell information to the intelligence agencies, and anybody else that wants to buy. They advertise their services in secret. It's not like Amazon knows what Facebook is doing until a marketer from Facebook went to Amazon - unbeknownst to all their users.
6318   Patrick   2023 Jul 31, 5:42pm  

Lol, I suspect that the mainstream porn sites like Pornhub actually make money by tracking your real identity, compiling a dossier on what you view, and selling that to intelligence agencies.
6319   richwicks   2023 Jul 31, 5:46pm  

Patrick says


Lol, I suspect that the mainstream porn sites like Pornhub actually make money by tracking your real identity, compiling a dossier on what you view, and selling that to intelligence agencies.


Wouldn't put it past them.

Look, who would pay money for pornography today? If you want, you can see the most fucked up shit, for no cost. I think pornography is an addiction to most people to the point they are willing to pay for more.

Personally, I've never been so interested in anything to pay for anything, including a G rated film on up. Paying for porn is so alien to me, there are so many exhibitionists and at this point, I have zero interest in that.

The only thing I think I'm interested in at this point, is information, and even THEN I have problems paying for it because I have low trust.
6322   Ceffer   2023 Aug 1, 7:47am  

'welcome to the 4th dimension... this is a tesseract infinity cube..."
6330   Patrick   2023 Aug 2, 1:07pm  

https://www.euphoricrecall.net/p/32-ideas-for-32-years?publication_id=323684&post_id=135485126&isFreemail=true





Each bottom square contains 10 more dots than the one above. This is noticeable when the dots are few (left) but not when they’re many (right). This blindspot is why you don’t care about saving $100 when buying a house but you do when buying clothes.
6331   HeadSet   2023 Aug 2, 1:30pm  

Patrick says

This blindspot is why you don’t care about saving $100 when buying a house but you do when buying clothes.

Oddly enough though, people will cruise around and use a "GasBuddy" type ap to save 5 cents per gallon on a 15-gallon tank.
6333   Kepi   2023 Aug 3, 12:41pm  

Haha! This guy needed a light, and fast.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1646458823329320961
6334   Bd6r   2023 Aug 3, 3:11pm  

Something for @Patrick (life hack for Irish people):


6335   Bd6r   2023 Aug 3, 3:11pm  



6336   Bd6r   2023 Aug 3, 3:12pm  



6337   Bd6r   2023 Aug 3, 3:15pm  



6338   Patrick   2023 Aug 4, 9:19am  

Texas is big, but Africa is fucking huge:

https://www.kueez.com/en/show-really-world-maps



6343   HeadSet   2023 Aug 4, 1:19pm  

This is Russia superimposed on Africa:


6344   Patrick   2023 Aug 4, 1:29pm  

Holy shit. Russia is gigantic.
6345   HeadSet   2023 Aug 4, 1:55pm  

Patrick says


Holy shit. Russia is gigantic.

I was trying to point out how huge Africa is.
6346   Patrick   2023 Aug 4, 1:59pm  

Right, what I meant was that given that Russia is gigantic, Africa is stupendously huge.

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