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Tenpoundbass
2023 Oct 31, 4:23pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Oct 31, 4:23pm
Ceffer says
LOL I like the part where she says in case of an emergency "Experts" can identify her easily. I don't know where in the hell she's going to find an expert in case of an emergency.
"What happened to her?"
"Oh she died, the first responders didn't have a pet scanner to retrieve her medical records. We made a few calls, couldn't find an expert. What an ORDEAL!"
She forgot the part about how it lets the 5G towers triangulate an energy wave peak on your exact location and make your brain explode in your skull.
LOL I like the part where she says in case of an emergency "Experts" can identify her easily. I don't know where in the hell she's going to find an expert in case of an emergency.
"What happened to her?"
"Oh she died, the first responders didn't have a pet scanner to retrieve her medical records. We made a few calls, couldn't find an expert. What an ORDEAL!"
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 1, 7:26pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 1, 7:26pm
"Where's my baby flesh burger? I'm jonesing for my baby flesh burger!"
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 1, 7:46pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 1, 7:46pm
Back in my day we would have locked the doors and cheered "To Night We Eat!".
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stereotomy
2023 Nov 2, 3:03pm
stereotomy
2023 Nov 2, 3:03pm
Patrick says
I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .
I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 2, 3:52pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 2, 3:52pm
stereotomy says
Nothing worse than poison ivy on your dick or meat curtains.
Patrick says
I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .
Nothing worse than poison ivy on your dick or meat curtains.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 3, 11:21am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 3, 11:21am
if the female is not satisfied she may attack him and sit down?
Did another idiot write that?
Did another idiot write that?
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 3, 4:16pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 3, 4:16pm
Tenpoundbass says
I think it's Russkielish.
if the female is not satisfied she may attack him and sit down?
Did another idiot write that?
I think it's Russkielish.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 3, 11:15pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 3, 11:15pm
Patrick says
They look like lemurs (Madagascar). Little monkey like creatures with long tails.
The fuck are those?
They look like lemurs (Madagascar). Little monkey like creatures with long tails.
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