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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,302,495 views  9,509 comments

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6844   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 12:53pm  

Man, load them up with Captagon and some baby flesh burgers, and you will have some righteous fast food chain bust ups.
6848   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:11pm  

She forgot the part about how it lets the 5G towers triangulate an energy wave peak on your exact location and make your brain explode in your skull.
6849   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:15pm  

Halloween Moth.
6850   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:16pm  

Her best and most apposite role yet.

6852   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:17pm  

Oldie but goodie.

6856   Tenpoundbass   2023 Oct 31, 4:23pm  

Ceffer says

She forgot the part about how it lets the 5G towers triangulate an energy wave peak on your exact location and make your brain explode in your skull.


LOL I like the part where she says in case of an emergency "Experts" can identify her easily. I don't know where in the hell she's going to find an expert in case of an emergency.

"What happened to her?"
"Oh she died, the first responders didn't have a pet scanner to retrieve her medical records. We made a few calls, couldn't find an expert. What an ORDEAL!"
6859   Ceffer   2023 Nov 1, 12:54am  

Never try one-upmanship with a panther.
6861   Ceffer   2023 Nov 1, 7:26pm  

"Where's my baby flesh burger? I'm jonesing for my baby flesh burger!"
6862   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 1, 7:46pm  

Back in my day we would have locked the doors and cheered "To Night We Eat!".
6867   stereotomy   2023 Nov 2, 3:03pm  

Patrick says





I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .
6868   Ceffer   2023 Nov 2, 3:52pm  

stereotomy says

Patrick says






I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .

Nothing worse than poison ivy on your dick or meat curtains.
6869   Ceffer   2023 Nov 2, 3:57pm  

Show me your flaps, I'll show you mine.
6874   Ceffer   2023 Nov 3, 11:17am  

And you thought you had trouble getting laid.

6875   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 3, 11:21am  

if the female is not satisfied she may attack him and sit down?
Did another idiot write that?
6877   Patrick   2023 Nov 3, 11:33am  

The fuck are those?
6878   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Nov 3, 2:44pm  

Patrick says

The fuck are those?


The little bastards who make the crop circles.
6880   Ceffer   2023 Nov 3, 4:16pm  

Tenpoundbass says

if the female is not satisfied she may attack him and sit down?
Did another idiot write that?

I think it's Russkielish.
6881   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 3, 4:45pm  

Patrick says

The fuck are those?

Chinchilas

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