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6983   Onvacation   2023 Nov 17, 6:23pm  

Camera falls out of plane and lands in pig pen.

original link

Not sure it's real...
6984   Ceffer   2023 Nov 17, 10:25pm  

Reality says


IMHO, the overweight health problem (diabetes and pre-diabetes / fatty-liver syndrome) in the US is due to too much cheap and easily obtainable/storable starch fried in vegetable seed oil. Starch triggers insulin response, and 2-4hrs later makes the person feel hungry (due to insulin scrubbing blood sugar) therefore eat more.

This for sure, with refined sugars, and GMO stuff. They are combo poisons, likely dreamt up by nutritional researchers from the usual suspects specifically geared to fuck up the populace. Just like those brightly colored toxic frogs in the Amazon, you look at the most brightly colored and garish prepared foods packages and treats in the grocery store, and it is the stuff that is the most programmed poison that is metabolically the worst for you.

Because of a sugar elevation, I went on a refined wheat and refined sugar free diet, lots of veggies, fruits, roughage, protein, eggs and animal fats (supposedly nightmare cardiac diet from the corrupt and apparently deceitful recommendations), dropped seed oils, mayonnaise, ketchup, margarine etc. and all of my medical stats and tests improved (including fats, which were already low), and I lost at least 25 pounds so far without formal dieting.

I think that breakfast cereals are the worst, which is exactly where you would think the diabolical forces would concentrate their toxic attentions (stumble barely awake, put cereal in bowls for the kids, easy, quick, convenient etc.) of course along with seed oils and their congeners in margarine. Something in those 'foods' also damage hormone response, because I have also gotten hair back where it had departed, and my beard is like nails now.
6987   Ceffer   2023 Nov 17, 11:33pm  

Would we expect anything less from the Ukrainian spi-boys? Pedo murderer Schiff's endorsement means they are for sure managed Monarch MPD.

6988   Ceffer   2023 Nov 17, 11:36pm  

Still keep the Chicago place for fisting orgies and KommieKunt Konnektions? Big Mike has his own separate jumbo jet for all of his tranny entourage shit.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/48496

6991   Onvacation   2023 Nov 18, 11:21am  

Sex for rent!
6992   pudil   2023 Nov 18, 12:15pm  

HeadSet says

Eric Holder says






House must be on a slab foundation, as it would have been easy enough to drill a hole in the floor hidden on the inside of the island cabinet. Maybe it is an apartment and no access below.


I guarantee this is done to pass inspection and outlet will be removed once it passes.
6993   Ceffer   2023 Nov 18, 12:38pm  



https://t.me/WeTheMedia/94380
7002   Ceffer   2023 Nov 19, 4:30pm  

Girls: never do this to a man unless he has life insurance with you as beneficiary.

7006   Ceffer   2023 Nov 19, 7:24pm  

"Uh, maybe six or seven inches to the right, please."
7008   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 20, 10:47am  

Ceffer says

"Uh, maybe six or seven inches to the right, please."


dc.LineTo(4 inches, 3 inches);
7009   Ceffer   2023 Nov 20, 4:11pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Ceffer says

"Uh, maybe six or seven inches to the right, please."

dc.LineTo(4 inches, 3 inches);

Does that take into account the spread?
7013   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 22, 6:40am  

Obviously giving a nod to Gary Larson, with the old school cat eye glasses.



7018   Patrick   2023 Nov 22, 5:43pm  

https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829


This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her




I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
7020   stereotomy   2023 Nov 23, 3:21am  

Patrick says

https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829



This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her




I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.

I had this tree rat constantly poaching my cherry tomatoes. One day I caught it in the act and beaned it with a BB gun. That squirrel was PISSED. Later, it left a food offering at the back door porch. Yes, appease your God, you damned tree rat.
7022   Ceffer   2023 Nov 23, 6:01pm  

stereotomy says

I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.

It looks more like plastic than a cookie. "When the red light flashes, it's time to feed the squirrel."

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