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Ceffer
2023 Nov 17, 11:36pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 17, 11:36pm
Still keep the Chicago place for fisting orgies and KommieKunt Konnektions? Big Mike has his own separate jumbo jet for all of his tranny entourage shit.
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/48496
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/48496
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pudil
2023 Nov 18, 12:15pm
HeadSet says
I guarantee this is done to pass inspection and outlet will be removed once it passes.
Eric Holder says
House must be on a slab foundation, as it would have been easy enough to drill a hole in the floor hidden on the inside of the island cabinet. Maybe it is an apartment and no access below.
I guarantee this is done to pass inspection and outlet will be removed once it passes.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 19, 4:30pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 19, 4:30pm
Girls: never do this to a man unless he has life insurance with you as beneficiary.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 20, 4:11pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 20, 4:11pm
Tenpoundbass says
Does that take into account the spread?
Ceffer says
"Uh, maybe six or seven inches to the right, please."
dc.LineTo(4 inches, 3 inches);
Does that take into account the spread?
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 22, 6:40am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 22, 6:40am
Obviously giving a nod to Gary Larson, with the old school cat eye glasses.
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Patrick
2023 Nov 22, 5:43pm
Patrick
2023 Nov 22, 5:43pm
https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
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stereotomy
2023 Nov 23, 3:21am
stereotomy
2023 Nov 23, 3:21am
Patrick says
I had this tree rat constantly poaching my cherry tomatoes. One day I caught it in the act and beaned it with a BB gun. That squirrel was PISSED. Later, it left a food offering at the back door porch. Yes, appease your God, you damned tree rat.
https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829
This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
I had this tree rat constantly poaching my cherry tomatoes. One day I caught it in the act and beaned it with a BB gun. That squirrel was PISSED. Later, it left a food offering at the back door porch. Yes, appease your God, you damned tree rat.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 23, 6:01pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 23, 6:01pm
stereotomy says
It looks more like plastic than a cookie. "When the red light flashes, it's time to feed the squirrel."
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
It looks more like plastic than a cookie. "When the red light flashes, it's time to feed the squirrel."
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Patrick
2023 Nov 24, 11:49am
Patrick
2023 Nov 24, 11:49am
Ceffer says
Oh!
That is paid product placement by McDonalds, which she mentions twice.
In reality, no woman that hot would ever eat at McDonalds, because those that do never look that hot.
Oh!
That is paid product placement by McDonalds, which she mentions twice.
In reality, no woman that hot would ever eat at McDonalds, because those that do never look that hot.
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