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7116   Ceffer   2023 Dec 3, 6:24pm  

Patrick says

Typically, the greatest influx to twelve step groups occurs the day after New Year's. It's also when you really need to be careful defensively of cars and traffic.
7125   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:19pm  

And why, pray tell, don't more planes have parachutes?
7126   HeadSet   2023 Dec 4, 4:58pm  

Ceffer says

And why, pray tell, don't more planes have parachutes?

Because it is a gimmick on Cirrus aircraft. Planes glide just fine, and power off emergency landings are part of all pilot training.
7127   Onvacation   2023 Dec 4, 8:21pm  

7130   Patrick   2023 Dec 5, 11:56am  


"I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either."

C.A. Lankford

"It is not cat food…. The cat's huge and well, doesn't really look much like a cat anymore."


"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

Patrick J. McGovern
7140   Ceffer   2023 Dec 7, 11:04am  

Fake but fun?

7141   Ceffer   2023 Dec 7, 11:21am  

Woo claims that more torsion emanations from the galactic center are reaching us, the 'yellow sun' has become a 'white sun', and the altered frequency energies are making creatures smarter. Will this also apply to voters?

7142   Ceffer   2023 Dec 7, 8:00pm  

For those of you who need more health advice:

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