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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,307,781 views  9,645 comments

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7666   richwicks   2024 Feb 7, 2:58pm  

Ceffer says

Not me. Takes an hour or two to become vaguely coherent.



Notice the cars at the very beginning on the left parked at a 60 degree angle.
7669   AmericanKulak   2024 Feb 8, 2:46pm  

This literally describes a "Go from Beginner to Expert: Linux user" type manual I read. It went from "Insert your burned ISO via CD/Flashdrive, select install language from the prompts" ordinary lay computer user moron shit to "Configure Vi and BASH this and that to IP/TPP/NATO this to the WazooSodding batch file that connects to a Toaster that must be x86 compatible running an instance of Brillig of Goobly gook the Dingleberry with the Slithy Toves. Don't forget to Chmod the Hootininny to the same permissions as Wetchamacallit" in one chapter with no intermediate steps explaining anything, nor what the Hootininy and Wtchamacallit was, or the permissions variables.

And there was a chapter describing how to set the desktop background from the command line, something that's easier to do from the GUI since you can obviously preview the pics and it's not something most users are changing constantly. "Oh, and hour went by, let me change my desktop background"


7670   Shaman   2024 Feb 8, 3:16pm  

Patrick says

I first moved to California in 1997 and it was an El Nino year. The rain was epic and I never saw anything like it since then.

That was 27 years ago. Shouldn't AGW have caused it again around here since then?

The same old boss I referred to says that droughts around here were worse when he was young. There was one so bad that the water coming from the tap was brown.


It’s the same for the last TWO years in California now. Very wet weather in winters with epic storms, and periodic rain that happens at all times of the year.

It’s not “El Nino” because the water temps are lower than average.
It’s actually a product of the Grand Solar Minimim, also known as the Maunder Minimum.
This refers to the magnetic field of our sun, which is at a low not seen since the Renaissance in the 1600s. This cycle is predicted to last 30 more years.
What can we expect:
1)heightened occurance and intensity of auroras
2)more cosmic rays hitting the earth, causing more cloud formation than usual. This leads to lower temps, more rainfall, and of course more cloud cover
3)the Gulf Stream may collapse, plunging Europe into lower temps than they’re used to. It’s been trying to collapse, wavering all over the Eastern seaboard, which has already caused major flooding twice in the last two years.
4)huge sun spots, increased Coronal Mass Ejections and solar flares.
5)Increased probability of a Carrington Event where a CME strikes the earth with the power of a nuclear EMP, frying our technology and power lines. This would be a STHF event triggering an incalculable disaster for the technological world. Up to 90% of Americans would die within the first year, most from starvation and illness.
7671   ElYorsh   2024 Feb 8, 3:21pm  

Patrick says

I first moved to California in 1997 and it was an El Nino year. The rain was epic and I never saw anything like it since then.

That was 27 years ago. Shouldn't AGW have caused it again around here since then?

The same old boss I referred to says that droughts around here were worse when he was young. There was one so bad that the water coming from the tap was brown.

I remember the late 70's and early 80's versions. Same thing today.
7672   Patrick   2024 Feb 8, 3:38pm  

AmericanKulak says

This literally describes a "Go from Beginner to Expert: Linux user" type manual I read.


Lol, been there for decades. Configuring your own stuff is still a pain, and I've been through most of it more than once.
7673   Tenpoundbass   2024 Feb 8, 4:23pm  

AmericanKulak says

This literally describes a "Go from Beginner to Expert: Linux user" type manual I read.


Before hype tech there was fiddly tech. It wasn't any good, unless it was unnecessarily a more complex convoluted system than it had to be.
We went from that to tell the cloud everything about you, and store all of your passwords there too.
7678   Ceffer   2024 Feb 9, 12:17am  

This is how cold it is in Canada:
7680   HeadSet   2024 Feb 9, 7:32am  

Ceffer says

This is how cold it is in Canada:


Cool, take a piss and write your name in the air!
7683   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 11:01am  

It isn't entirely unprofitable. I have gotten a dollar or so on Patnet, but haven't seen the cash yet. I re-donated it, anyway. I guess you could call it 'Patcoin'.

7684   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 11:24am  

It's lucky they didn't wind up in the scrambled eggs.

https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/54720
7686   Patrick   2024 Feb 10, 1:07pm  

Ceffer says

I have gotten a dollar or so on Patnet, but haven't seen the cash yet.


I'm happy to mail you the dollar if you want.

It was a failed experiment. No one is willing to pay to read anything.
7687   richwicks   2024 Feb 10, 1:28pm  

Patrick says


Ceffer says


I have gotten a dollar or so on Patnet, but haven't seen the cash yet.


I'm happy to mail you the dollar if you want.

It was a failed experiment. No one is willing to pay to read anything.



People like to post spam. Charge them to do that.
7688   Patrick   2024 Feb 10, 1:37pm  

I'm pretty sure spammers won't pay even a penny.
7689   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 1:42pm  

I guess it sounds better than pussy whipped soyboy. 'Controlled Opposition' who'll never get laid again until the soap opera lines and complete acquiescence and surrender flow again.

7690   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 1:45pm  

I have to admit, any Venn that got to stick it into the feminine has to count as a success.

7691   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 1:46pm  

Women never apologize, they just plan passive aggressive, patient revenge. If they DO apologize, you know it will be even worse.
7693   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 1:50pm  

The ever expanding serial extortion of female approval is never satiated. Keeps the drones on the acquisition treadmill. It starts with cute mewling over a proffered daisy, and ends with complaints about receiving the DeBeers diamond mines.

7694   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 2:10pm  

Patrick says

It was a failed experiment. No one is willing to pay to read anything.

You should eliminate the ignore function, and make people pay to ignore the red pills they don't like.
7695   Patrick   2024 Feb 10, 2:43pm  

Lol, that's interesting!

I think it could support the site if we had more than 10x the number of daily readers.
7697   The_Deplorable   2024 Feb 10, 4:37pm  

We are Americans. And this is who we are! MAGA!



https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1755501722082918908
7698   Patrick   2024 Feb 10, 5:04pm  

The_Deplorable says







It's true though. Soap is soap, fundamentally all the same thing.

I bought a giant bar of Zote soap for $2 from one of the Mexican places nearby recently. It says it's for laundry, but I read that people just wash with it, so I put it in the shower. It's great, pretty strong soap, but doesn't cause redness or any other problem, and smells good because it has citronella in it. Wife didn't complain except to say that it is too large to handle, so I cut it in half. It's actually made from beef tallow, high quality stuff.
7704   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 6:33pm  

One for the nerds.

7705   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 7:14pm  

Yes, next to a heavy iron skillet to the head, it's one of the first things they go for when they are mad.

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