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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,311,540 views  9,656 comments

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7843   Patrick   2024 Mar 4, 8:45am  

Ceffer says





I've been tossing peanuts to the local crows when I walk to the cafe. It's been maybe two weeks of this, and they do tend to collect when they see me now, but they are still skittish about taking the peanuts until I'm far away. It's almost insulting. Geez, I'm trying to be nice and they are so paranoid about it. Maybe they will eventually trust me.
7845   richwicks   2024 Mar 4, 7:07pm  

Patrick says

Geez, I'm trying to be nice and they are so paranoid about it. Maybe they will eventually trust me.


They're wild animals, gaining trust takes a very long time.

If you're mean to them, they are said they will remember it as a flock and take it out on you for years.
7847   Ceffer   2024 Mar 4, 11:10pm  

Does anybody on Patnet think that Tulsi is a viable VP choice? Seems kinna left field, even if Tulsi has good prospects for a political future.

https://tomluongo.me/2024/03/04/supreme-court-clears-trump-vp-field-gabbard/
7848   The_Deplorable   2024 Mar 4, 11:50pm  

Ceffer says
"Does anybody on Patnet think that Tulsi is a viable VP choice?"

I think so because right now we need to take our country back and thoroughly clean the filth and stench of the government Augean stables. So the Tulsi choice can symbolize We The People coming together to take our country back.
7851   Ceffer   2024 Mar 5, 2:57am  

Then there's the tourist on a beach in Thailand who faked being bit by a jellyfish to get girls to pee on him (supposed antidote).

7852   Ceffer   2024 Mar 5, 2:58am  

But not Portland?

7863   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Mar 7, 5:54pm  

Sisko knew:


7865   Ceffer   2024 Mar 8, 10:23pm  

Actually, parrots like their cages as long as the doors are open a good bit of the time for them to climb around. They also like being covered up at night.
7866   AmericanKulak   2024 Mar 8, 10:29pm  

That tatted chick is probably 30-something. Wouldn't bang her cooch with your dong @UkraineIsTotallyFucked

Hell I wouldn't wish herpes-clap on anybody. And guaranteed vax'd juices.
7872   Onvacation   2024 Mar 9, 7:23pm  

Onvacation says





They did not quote her rates.

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