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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 1,309,139 views 9,647 comments

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 6, 6:48pm

It was the mob that showed up to audition for victimhood that caused all the trouble.

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rocketjoe79 2024 Apr 6, 7:08pm

stereotomy says

rocketjoe79 says

In an old Sci-Fi book, "The Mote in Gods Eye" by Jerry Pournelle, the aliens used "Rods from God" to take out most of Earth's human structures: powerplants, dams, bridges, military sites, etc.

I think you mean "Footfall."

I stand corrected.

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Patrick 2024 Apr 6, 7:23pm

Ceffer says

It was the mob that showed up to audition for victimhood that caused all the trouble.

Those boys were blessed by good fortune, not abused. It did not alter their orientation to have sex at the ages of 12 to 15 with a 23 year old hot woman.

Nor could the boys get pregnant. A worst, they might have gotten a disease from her.

I personally would have been thrilled to have such an experience at that age.

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richwicks 2024 Apr 6, 7:30pm

Patrick says

Those boys were blessed by good fortune, not abused. It did not alter their orientation to have sex at the ages of 12 to 15 with a 23 year old hot woman.

What the FUCK are you talking about? You might want to see what happened with Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.

Patrick says

Nor could the boys get pregnant. A worst, they might have gotten a disease from her.

She could get pregnant.

Patrick says

I personally would have been thrilled to have such an experience at that age.

What if you married her, had two kids with her when she was 22 years older than you were? He had his first kid at 13.

Don't think like you're a teenager, and think like an adult.

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Patrick 2024 Apr 6, 7:52pm

True, pregnancy could have been an issue, but wasn't in this case afaict.

She also wasn't 22 years older. She was only 23 herself, maybe younger at the time.

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richwicks 2024 Apr 6, 7:54pm

Patrick says

True, pregnancy could have been an issue, but wasn't in this case afaict.

She also wasn't 22 years older. She was only 23 herself, maybe younger at the time.

Look, she's just a gross slut and I would bet because of that, she was a disease vector. Lock the bitch up.

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Tenpoundbass 2024 Apr 6, 9:23pm

I pounded more older broads over 18 before I was 18. Than I girls my own age. And in ever single instance the older broad never even had me on her radar until I made the move. Chicks my age at the time, would most always give you blue balls. Older chicks delivered. Thank God we didn't have social media back then. I would like to think that all of those chicks went on to live normal lives and I am thankful that our trysts didn't end up ruining their lives because it was exposed on social media.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 6, 10:22pm

At least Mt. Etna isn't blowing smoke up our asses.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 6, 10:23pm

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 6, 10:23pm

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HeadSet 2024 Apr 7, 6:13am

Ceffer says

I know this is satire, but it seems the author confused Sun Tzu with Confucius.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 7, 10:52am

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 7, 4:29pm

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 7, 4:43pm

They release her every morning so she can try to break the Guinness Book of Crime Records with 12 to 15 year old boys. She's hoping to beat the Pope's record.