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9405   stereotomy   2024 Oct 24, 7:00pm  

I've never trusted a woman who didn't like good food. REASON: Female fertility is created in the womb - a girl is gifted with as many eggs as her mother can provide her. This means that women who can't provide sufficient nutrients to the fetus will have marginally fertile female offspring.

For male children, fertility is determined by nutrition in the years before puberty. If you want a son to be maximally fertile, then feed him lots of pastured eggs, grass-fed red meat - the foods with the most highly concentrated nutrients that you can think of.

There's good fucking, and then there's the next level - building a strong next generation.
9406   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Oct 24, 11:21pm  

Game of Thrones Redneck-style:
9410   rocketjoe79   2024 Oct 26, 11:46am  

Patrick says





Captain Kirk: "I don't believe in no-win scenarios."
9419   Ceffer   2024 Oct 27, 10:57am  

TU 95 vs. F 16.
9421   HeadSet   2024 Oct 28, 9:53am  

RWSGFY says





What is the point here? Any white-collar guy (an many blue-collar types) can become a millionaire over their life with the right habits. Trouble is, having a $million is assets ain't that great anymore.
9422   Eric Holder   2024 Oct 28, 11:33am  

HeadSet says

What is the point here? Any white-collar guy (an many blue-collar types) can become a millionaire over their life with the right habits. Trouble is, having a $million is assets ain't that great anymore.


Yeah, should've said "billionaire".
9423   Patrick   2024 Oct 28, 11:52am  

The Federal Reserve steals from everyone who holds dollars, every day.

The Fed should not exist.
9425   Patrick   2024 Oct 28, 6:51pm  

I don't get it.
9428   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2024 Oct 29, 12:50pm  

HeadSet says

RWSGFY says






What is the point here? Any white-collar guy (an many blue-collar types) can become a millionaire over their life with the right habits. Trouble is, having a $million is assets ain't that great anymore.


not everywhere, not everyone. if it was that east everyone would be millionaires
9430   HeadSet   2024 Oct 29, 4:18pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

not everywhere, not everyone. if it was that east everyone would be millionaires

True, but the post implied that millionaires are only made through massive fraud.
9434   PeopleUnited   2024 Oct 31, 4:14am  

Ceffer says





That’s funny! But then, about 5 days after the rapture....


9435   RWSGFY   2024 Oct 31, 9:11am  

PeopleUnited says

Ceffer says






That’s funny! But then, about 5 days after the rapture....





"Canabals"? Jesus fucking Christ, who writes this shit?
9436   HeadSet   2024 Oct 31, 7:30pm  

RWSGFY says

"Canabals"? Jesus fucking Christ, who writes this shit?

They must mean a word combo for Canadian cannibals.
9437   Patrick   2024 Oct 31, 9:27pm  

Note also the lack of apostrophe in "meats".
9438   stereotomy   2024 Nov 1, 2:38pm  

Another example of misspelling steganography - what's the code, and who got paid for this?
9439   Ceffer   2024 Nov 1, 7:48pm  

stereotomy says

Another example of misspelling steganography - what's the code, and who got paid for this?

Apparently Trump does this all the time as some kind of Q code, and also semaphore in Melania's dresses. When you are fighting an occult enemy who immerse us in their symbology and arcane practices as empowerment, I guess it's fighting fire with fire to have them scratching their heads at your counter-symbology.
9440   Patrick   2024 Nov 1, 7:52pm  

stereotomy says

misspelling steganography


I do wonder if misspellings are used to track the flow of memes.
9441   Ceffer   2024 Nov 2, 12:32am  

Patrick says


I do wonder if misspellings are used to track the flow of memes.

I think that some of the malapropisms and misspellings may be to prevent triggering certain forms of automatic AI censorship flags. That, however, would mean the memeologists have sophisticated knowledge of the specifics of this triggering. I wonder who that might be?
9443   Ceffer   2024 Nov 2, 3:43pm  

Post apocalyptic stripper:

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