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9464   Ceffer   2024 Nov 11, 10:44pm  

Life always finds a way.
9466   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 12, 10:32pm  

Patrick says






You need an intercession day every year. Might as make it New Year's Day. And every four years still need an additional day.

But otherwise, I would be game.

The big fight will be over what to name the 13th month. Most of our month names are from Roman gods, emperors and numbers.

tredecimber for the thirteenth month?
9467   Ceffer   2024 Nov 13, 2:24am  

Blackswanember.
9468   Patrick   2024 Nov 13, 10:19am  

Right, there would still be a need for a day or so extra at times. Would make nice holidays.

And the moon cycle would not start on the annual cycle anyway. Dunno what you can do about that. Muslims just gave up and let the new year keep shifting throughout the solar year so that months are exactly aligned with the moon. The Jewish calendar is insanely complicated. So maybe it can't be done in any reasonable way.

We could also get back to sane naming of months. Sep - Dec always bothered me. I know they were literally the seventh to tenth months in the Roman calendar, but now they are not.
9471   Ceffer   2024 Nov 14, 12:09am  

Still kind of handing it to us.

9473   Ceffer   2024 Nov 14, 4:37pm  

I'm glad they don't know how to open the refrigerator.
9474   Patrick   2024 Nov 14, 6:17pm  

Yes, chickens are much smarter than most people suppose. Some of them, anyway.
9476   Ceffer   2024 Nov 14, 7:47pm  

Feels like what the government was the last four years.

9481   Ceffer   2024 Nov 16, 1:10am  

Aliens with a sense of humor?



9486   Ceffer   2024 Nov 17, 10:36pm  

Doesn't it depend what they walk into?

9487   Ceffer   2024 Nov 17, 11:15pm  

Anybody want to go 'shrooming?
9488   Ceffer   2024 Nov 18, 1:27am  

Yeah, but let's see him make a cardboard light saber.
9489   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 18, 12:34pm  

Ceffer says

Yeah, but let's see him make a cardboard light saber.


Naw. Shouldn't try that at home, kiddies.


9490   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 18, 10:34pm  

See this?

It was TITTIES that saved Perseus!


9492   Ceffer   2024 Nov 19, 1:36am  

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

It was TITTIES that saved Perseus!

You mean he was knackered by her knockers?
9494   Patrick   2024 Nov 19, 8:53am  

I don't get it. She's last in line, with a sandwich. So she's being exploited?
9495   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 19, 9:29am  

Patrick says

I don't get it. She's last in line, with a sandwich. So she's being exploited?


It's a pun on these:




9496   Patrick   2024 Nov 19, 10:06am  

Ah, too true for some women.
9497   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Nov 19, 1:18pm  

In the 1980 movie "Airplane", Barbara Billingsley was handed a script that told her to speak Jive. Not knowing how, she went to lunch with the two black actors in the scene, Al White & Norman Alexander Gibbs. The three of them improvised Jive during the whole scene.

9500   Ceffer   2024 Nov 19, 11:58pm  

How the dishwasher really works.

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