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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 1,298,947 views 9,461 comments

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 1, 12:48pm

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 1, 1:29pm

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Y 2017 Sep 2, 7:03am

Wrong. You do not lose weight.
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
It is merely nourishment when it enters you as food, passing through you, and not to be counted as part of your body weight.

Dan8267 says

Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight.

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 5, 7:35pm

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Dan8267 2017 Sep 5, 9:31pm

BlueSardine says

Wrong. You do not lose weight.

You clearly don't know how scales work.

BlueSardine says

Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.

Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

By the way, you're real heavy.

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Y 2017 Sep 6, 5:52am

hair is attached to, grows from and is a part of your body, thus it's weight should be counted.
shit is remnants of what you ate, and is exhausted from your body, thus it's weight should not be counted.
Your stupidity should also be counted as it is a viable, living appendage to your brain. It's existence is validated every time you post...

Dan8267 says

BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.

Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

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Dan8267 2017 Sep 6, 7:51am

Oh Blue Sardine, you just got triggered off a casual joke posted to a joke thread. How pathetic is that? You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts as weight and still made a fool of yourself for not distinguishing between body weight and actual weight, the latter being the context of the joke. You are the most pathetic loser on PatNet. You'd be funny if you weren't so sad.

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Y 2017 Sep 6, 9:46am

I agree, you are...

Dan8267 says

You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts

Dan8267 says

Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

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Dan8267 2017 Sep 6, 11:04am

BlueSardine says

I agree, you are...

Are you seriously like five years old?

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Y 2017 Sep 6, 12:11pm

https://patrick.net/post/1200568/?1000#comment-1439289

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 11, 7:22am

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 11, 10:55am

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 18, 10:24am

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 18, 1:58pm

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Patrick 2017 Sep 21, 7:20am

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 28, 3:57pm

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RWSGFY 2017 Sep 29, 9:15am

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Dan8267 2017 Sep 29, 11:18am

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zzyzzx 2017 Oct 2, 7:55am

I'm still not completely sure what this is, and don't want to search for that term at work:

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Dan8267 2017 Oct 2, 8:27am

A fleshjack is what the guy in the previous picture uses.

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