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Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight. Nice to know what the typical American is searching for.

Wrong. You do not lose weight.
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
It is merely nourishment when it enters you as food, passing through you, and not to be counted as part of your body weight.

Dan8267 says

Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight.

BlueSardine says

Wrong. You do not lose weight.

You clearly don't know how scales work.

BlueSardine says

Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.

Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

By the way, you're real heavy.

hair is attached to, grows from and is a part of your body, thus it's weight should be counted.
shit is remnants of what you ate, and is exhausted from your body, thus it's weight should not be counted.
Your stupidity should also be counted as it is a viable, living appendage to your brain. It's existence is validated every time you post...

Dan8267 says

BlueSardine says

Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.

Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

Oh Blue Sardine, you just got triggered off a casual joke posted to a joke thread. How pathetic is that? You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts as weight and still made a fool of yourself for not distinguishing between body weight and actual weight, the latter being the context of the joke. You are the most pathetic loser on PatNet. You'd be funny if you weren't so sad.

I agree, you are...

Dan8267 says

You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts

Dan8267 says

Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

BlueSardine says

I agree, you are...

Are you seriously like five years old?

https://patrick.net/post/1200568/?1000#comment-1439289

KimJongUn says

I will bet any money that this guy does not get laid. 100 to 1 odds. Any takers? Any?

I'm still not completely sure what this is, and don't want to search for that term at work:

A fleshjack is what the guy in the previous picture uses.

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Dan8267 says

KimJongUn says

I will bet any money that this guy does not get laid. 100 to 1 odds. Any takers? Any?

He's holding out for his one true love...

Eric Holder says

He's holding out for his one true love...

Hey, if you want to go around looking like a Wellesley IHL bumper sticker, maybe Rosie will honk at you!

Eric Holder says

He's holding out for his one true love...

She's already married, but I have it on good word her husband would love some smuck to take her off his hands.