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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,366,867 views  10,559 comments

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10470   Patrick   2025 Apr 19, 11:21pm  

I was just wondering if it's possible to make a machine that will flip a coin so it lands heads every time.
10473   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 10:50am  

Ever the pragmatists.

10475   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 10:56am  

Prepare to be pulverized to dust, worm cuck! The cock cage awaits, and you will need to hike your submersion time without oxygen to eat out the mighty pile.

10476   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:00am  

The other side of Easter? The scawy wabbits.
10477   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:02am  

When the pastor spends too much time on Pornhub and gets confused.

10478   stereotomy   2025 Apr 20, 11:11am  

Ceffer says


Prepare to be pulverized to dust, worm cuck! The cock cage awaits, and you will need to hike your submersion time without oxygen to eat out the mighty pile.



Well, she doesn't have the fat sheets on her upper arms. Other than that, she's probably into masochism. Big women with a lot of fat and muscle like it really rough, at least from the interviews on Soft White Underbelly.
10479   Patrick   2025 Apr 20, 11:45am  

I'm not personally into big women, but I like her attitude!
10480   Patrick   2025 Apr 20, 12:05pm  

Ceffer says

Ever the pragmatists.




I've heard a lot of stories like that from India. I even saw a movie about a similar circumstance with a stand-in groom:


The Satyajit Ray movie about a man forced to be a groom in India is Apur Sansar (The World of Apu), the final part of Ray’s acclaimed Apu Trilogy, released in 1959. In the film, Apu, an idealistic and sensitive young man, is persuaded to marry a bride, Aparna, to save her from social ostracization after the designated groom is revealed to be mentally unstable on the wedding day. Apu’s friend, a cousin of Aparna, pleads with him to step in, as the bride’s family faces disgrace if the marriage does not proceed.
10481   Patrick   2025 Apr 20, 12:26pm  

Booger says





Poetry!
10482   KgK one   2025 Apr 20, 1:01pm  

Ceffer says

Ever the pragmatists.




Usually family has money to big first wedding. Usually last a week n 500+ people. If sister is happy to marry , groom is also happy getting younger bride its good idea. Almost all weddings are decided with approval of bride n groom. With >90% success rate statistically, it should be ok. Family is going thru a lot death n wedding. Life goes on
10483   Patrick   2025 Apr 20, 1:46pm  

Ceffer says


Bride Dies of Heart Attack During Wedding Rituals


BTW, this sounds like yet another murder by mandated mRNA.
10484   stereotomy   2025 Apr 20, 2:36pm  

I guess the advantage of such marriages is that there are no illusions. Much of life and wisdom is the casting aside of illusions, and a growing appreciation for embracing the world as it is, not as a lover, but a worthy adversary.
10485   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 3:52pm  

LOL! How stupid we all were (and are?).

10487   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 7:08pm  

More masks and name stealing impersonations.

10490   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 7:14pm  

LOL!

10496   Ceffer   2025 Apr 20, 11:57pm  

All those who designed Xi toilet cleaners were summarily shot.

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