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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 1,994,877 views 12,097 comments

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HeadSet @ 2025 Oct 20, 7:01pm

The_Deplorable says

Wow, Is this real?

Of course not. An adult lioness weighs over 250 pounds, plus the weight of that cub. No way a bird could carry that much weight, let alone add altitude. The bald eagles that live around here max out at lifting 7 pounds. That African eagle, even with a 7 foot wingspan, weighs at most 15 pounds, so it would struggle with even a 10 lb load. That lion cub looks at least 20 pounds.

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MolotovCocktail @ 2025 Oct 20, 8:21pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 20, 11:21pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 20, 11:21pm

11618 RandalRay @ 2025 Oct 22, 4:01pm

11619 RandalRay @ 2025 Oct 22, 10:12pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 5:00pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 5:01pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 5:01pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 5:01pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 6:12pm

Aw, shucks. The thieves missed Catherine the Great's ruby encrusted dildo.

Sounds to me it must have been an inside job for hire. How exactly are you going to fence that shit?

LOL! Of course, the security chief is a female diversity hire.

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 6:34pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 6:43pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 6:50pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 23, 6:53pm

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HeadSet @ 2025 Oct 24, 6:22am

Ceffer says

The thieves missed Catherine the Great's ruby encrusted dildo.

Too big to carry. Size of a horse cock, you know.

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HeadSet @ 2025 Oct 24, 6:25am

Ceffer says

Amazing camera work, if that was not AI.

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 11:58am

Technical advanced math and sciences are not things that were 'discovered (neither by Newton or Einstein). They were conferred on them from archives of previous advanced knowledge. Are the 're-discoveries' simply a matter of timing for a larger agenda? Einsteinian physics is a huge stall left as a bulwark disguising more top secret advanced physics (torsion physics).

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 12:06pm

The Woo of Woo, when you need something even Woo-ier. The clone plot. The aliens have the floor.

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 12:15pm

You have to know that collecting your DNA wasn't just to flatter or offend your genetic origins, although it might be useful to identify whether you are good for replacement parts for paying donees.

DNA strands are electromagnetic antennae, and we are antenna arrays which scan fields for the informations of living architecture. Memories are summoned holograms stored in the ether.

The bloodlines want to enhance the antennae that allow interdimensional facilitation aka magic, telephathy, controlled demon possession of alternate personalities, entangled remote viewing, future and past telling, and social control grids.

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 4:27pm

Nothing worse than a horse rhythm section.

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 5:00pm

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 5:03pm

Why would anybody want to leave New York when they have all of this?

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 6:14pm

Fucking white people!

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 6:19pm

Isn't it nice to know that you can rot your AI's brain back with your own ludicrous participation? No weed, drugs or alchol required. Touche, AI.

Are you a bad influence on AI? No wonder it winds up with the null hypothesis that humanity must be eliminated. Humanity is a disease to AI, LOL!

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 6:27pm

LOL! I told you so. My speculator speculated something accurate for a change.

https://www.disclose.tv/id/g29nkv3xuj/

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Ceffer @ 2025 Oct 25, 6:33pm

Of course, we like the current CGIs that force the figurehead cartoons to tell the truth instead of lies. We know they are CGI BECAUSE they are telling the truth.