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Patrick
2022 Nov 6, 4:43pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 6, 4:43pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
Or:
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
reminds me if my old chem professor jokes.
he loved saying…. solids are party elements because they rock.
Or:
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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HeadSet
2022 Nov 6, 5:19pm
HeadSet
2022 Nov 6, 5:19pm
Similar to the James Bond phrase "Bond, James Bond" who has a martini shaken and not stirred:
"Bond, Ionic Bond"
Taken, not shared
"Bond, Ionic Bond"
Taken, not shared
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Onvacation
2022 Nov 8, 4:57pm
Onvacation
2022 Nov 8, 4:57pm
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 14, 10:09pm
Ceffer
2022 Nov 14, 10:09pm
Patrick says
But male instructors had more incidents of blue balls, however, they suffered fewer divorces.
Lol!
But male instructors had more incidents of blue balls, however, they suffered fewer divorces.
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