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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,028,244 views  7,974 comments

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4998   Onvacation   2022 Nov 8, 4:57pm  

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
4999   DD214   2022 Nov 9, 4:55am  

5000   DD214   2022 Nov 9, 4:55am  

5001   DD214   2022 Nov 10, 5:20am  

5002   DD214   2022 Nov 10, 5:21am  

5004   Patrick   2022 Nov 10, 11:00am  





Both of the above were from Elon.
5005   RC2006   2022 Nov 10, 11:04am  

Patrick says






Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Goes Willingly.
5007   Ceffer   2022 Nov 10, 12:44pm  

Patrick says




You mean you are incapacitortated?
5008   HeadSet   2022 Nov 10, 2:01pm  

Ceffer says

You mean you are incapacitortated?

"Reluctant" would have been a better pun.
5010   Patrick   2022 Nov 10, 4:05pm  

At least he was consistent in wielding a knife rather than a gun.
5012   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 2:57am  

5013   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 3:03am  

5014   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 4:18pm  

5015   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 4:18pm  

5017   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 11:49pm  

5018   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 11:56pm  

5020   DD214   2022 Nov 12, 3:43pm  

5022   DD214   2022 Nov 13, 12:47am  

5028   Ceffer   2022 Nov 14, 10:09pm  

Patrick says

Lol!

But male instructors had more incidents of blue balls, however, they suffered fewer divorces.
5030   DD214   2022 Nov 15, 5:39am  

5031   DD214   2022 Nov 15, 5:39am  

5032   DD214   2022 Nov 15, 5:40am  

5034   DD214   2022 Nov 16, 5:16am  

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